Three blokes are driving around, drinking beers and having a laugh when the driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police car telling him to pull over.
The other two are really worried. "What are we going to do with our beers? We're in trouble!"
"No," the driver says, "it's OK, just pull the label off your bottle and stick them on your foreheads, and the bloke pulls over.
The police officer then walks up and says, "You lads were swerving all around the road back there. Have you been drinking?"
"Oh, no, officer," says the driver, pointing to his forehead, "We're trying to give up, so we're on the patch."
2007-01-02 00:58:36 · 18 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one, AND 2 points.Ta
2007-01-02 01:01:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sort of funny.....
Two questions: Did they stick the label or the bottle to their heads? If the former, what about the bottles kicking around in the car?
2007-01-02 09:01:17 · answer #2 · answered by Allan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm
2007-01-02 09:00:07 · answer #3 · answered by Georgie's Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz :D
2007-01-02 09:42:01 · answer #4 · answered by Dumboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-02 11:32:52 · answer #5 · answered by Princess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny.
2007-01-02 09:26:46 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-02 09:00:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
your jokes are a crackup!!
=)
2007-01-02 09:01:30 · answer #8 · answered by DeeDee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard this one before
2007-01-02 09:00:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK so i'm lost, was that suppose to funny???
2007-01-02 09:24:46 · answer #10 · answered by ღFëëZaღ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋