Entertainment & Music - 26 December 2006

Mick and Joe, were walking down a country road when the met a young lady struggling with a bike. "Are you right there?" says Mick to her. "My tyre is punctured", says the girl,"I'd be really grateful for some help." Mick turns to Joe. "You go on ahead there, I'll help the lady with her bike", he says, winking. "Right so" says Joe, winking back, and walks away down the road.

About twenty minutes later Joe hears a noise behind him, turns to see Mick on the bike, pedalling furious to catch up with him. "What are you doing with the bike?" says Joe. "Well", says Mike, "I helped your one fix the tyre and when we were done she lies back, takes off her knickers, and said that I could have anything I wanted. So I grabbed the bike."

"You cute hoor", says Joe,"Those knickers probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway!"

2006-12-26 14:30:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What was Captain Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?

2006-12-26 14:30:10 · 19 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Who remembers the FOX show Quintuplets?

Who was your favorite character?

2006-12-26 14:29:35 · 3 answers · asked by ? 2 in Television

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What song goes to these lyrics?

"I saw your new girl yesterday and I feel I was impressed.....................I'm goin' remeber you, you goin' remember me"

2006-12-26 14:29:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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What kind of mood are you in?

I'm kind of in between and can feel them pulling me in opposite directions.

2006-12-26 14:28:45 · 48 answers · asked by E_Soup 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What is the answer to the Chinese leapfrog IQ test?

2006-12-26 14:28:13 · 8 answers · asked by Ali 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Have you ever found the perfect question to answer and had to pee at the same time?

So you put off peeing so you could be first to answer the question? AHHHH!!! I GOTTA GO!!! Answer the question I'll be right back!!!

2006-12-26 14:27:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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When racist type questions are asked and you answer do you just play along or say that it's not right?

I HAVE NOTICED ALOT OF RACIST QUESTIONS ON THIS FORUM SOME PEOPLE WILL SAY THAT QUESTION IS RACIST OR WHATEVER BUT IT SEEMS THE MAJORITY JOKE AND GO ALONG WITH IT. RACISM IS NOT A JOKE IT IS ALIVE AND WELL IN AMERICA DO PEOPLE TRULY FEEL THE WAY THE ANSWER THE QUESTION OR ARE THEY JUST JOKING?

2006-12-26 14:27:57 · 15 answers · asked by katlady927 6 in Polls & Surveys

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How can i get a copy of Ironman meets Mr. Rogers or a recording of this song possibly done by Ozzie Ozborne ?

2006-12-26 14:27:44 · 2 answers · asked by Richard V 1 in Comics & Animation

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what is this songs name?

i dont know who its by or what its called
but it goes

ha ha haha ha haha ha haha heart

that's the only part i can remeber ... anything would be helpful, like the title or the artist thanks a lot

2006-12-26 14:27:19 · 10 answers · asked by musicisme1992 1 in Music

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Would it be best if "Dancing With The Stars" doesn't try to compete with "Amer. Idol" by going head to head?

Remember in Feb. during the Olympics when the Olympics , Dancing...,Survivor and Idol all were on at the same time and Idol won big? It may be best just to punt and put crappy shows against Idol and worry about other nights.

2006-12-26 14:27:02 · 2 answers · asked by vabostrom 1 in Television

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What animated film had tweedle dee and tweedle dumb with some singing clams?

2006-12-26 14:26:50 · 13 answers · asked by hrh_erika 2 in Movies

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Who is your favorite actor and actress? What is your favorite movie?

If they were to perform together, what kind of movie would it be. comedy, romance, horror, etc.

2006-12-26 14:26:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities they are put in an mental hospital, but when a child ha

2006-12-26 14:25:43 · 8 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Are there any album new releases today (Tuesday December 26, 2006)?

It doesn't show that there's any on iTunes so I was wondering if any new albums came into stores tuesday December 26, 2006.

Also, is there a website where I can view them?

2006-12-26 14:25:40 · 4 answers · asked by kknights81 1 in Music

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Do you ignore little warning signs in hopes that everything will work out somehow?

2006-12-26 14:24:43 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Sounds like Bayside?

Does anyone have any goods that sound like Bayside, Silverstein and Hawthorne Heights?

Ps. I HATE From First To Last

2006-12-26 14:24:40 · 1 answers · asked by brightlikestarsx 3 in Music

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Whats the most depressing song I can listen to right now?

It don't have to be a slow song, and it can be any genre. Upbeat, slow, rock, rap, whatever. Just one song... please

2006-12-26 14:24:08 · 21 answers · asked by Shorty 4 in Music

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Will there be a High School Musical Two, and if there is when does it come out?

2006-12-26 14:23:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Can somebody study for me, then transfer their knowledge to my brain?

2006-12-26 14:23:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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has anybody fell through the ice before?

2006-12-26 14:22:21 · 12 answers · asked by psycho 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What brand of beer do you drink....?

please no laughing at my teeth..i visit a NHS dentist in the UK..

2006-12-26 14:21:22 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is Anna Nicole Smith Getting On Your Nerves Too?

I am sorry she lost her son. I am sure it is painful. But why does she have to keep doing interviews where she is always crying and sobbing. They showed an interview on Entertainment Tonight yesterday with her crying and carrying on. She is not the only one that has lost someone. I think she has done enough public grieving. She now needs to go private with it. Please tell me if I am being heartless or not?

2006-12-26 14:21:21 · 22 answers · asked by hotsista0201 2 in Celebrities