Mick and Joe, were walking down a country road when the met a young lady struggling with a bike. "Are you right there?" says Mick to her. "My tyre is punctured", says the girl,"I'd be really grateful for some help." Mick turns to Joe. "You go on ahead there, I'll help the lady with her bike", he says, winking. "Right so" says Joe, winking back, and walks away down the road.
About twenty minutes later Joe hears a noise behind him, turns to see Mick on the bike, pedalling furious to catch up with him. "What are you doing with the bike?" says Joe. "Well", says Mike, "I helped your one fix the tyre and when we were done she lies back, takes off her knickers, and said that I could have anything I wanted. So I grabbed the bike."
"You cute hoor", says Joe,"Those knickers probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway!"
2006-12-26 14:30:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha how funny!!
2006-12-26 16:07:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Thanks for 2 points.
2006-12-26 22:33:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn to type
2006-12-27 04:59:46 · answer #3 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny
2006-12-26 22:42:43 · answer #4 · answered by Chelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude learn to type
2006-12-26 22:36:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha good one
2006-12-26 22:50:17 · answer #6 · answered by muzit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-12-26 23:24:31 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hahahaha what an dumb A*s*s
2006-12-26 22:35:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...... nice going there......
2006-12-26 23:29:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋