Entertainment & Music - 26 December 2006

Somewhere in the desert of Iraq.
There were soldiers at an outpost.
4 soldiers were at post as a new soldier came to defend the outpost.

One of the 4 soldiers showed the new one around.
"Okay here is where you sleep,
and here is where take your showers and get dressed"

The New soldier asked "What is that horse there for, over there?"
The Soldier asked "Oh..well... sometimes us men just get raving sexual needs and the town is kinda far..."

The New soldier looked kind of confused but he never really needed the horse.

One night when the soldiers got their mail.
The New soldier got a letter from his wife.
It included a pair of panties and a spray of his wife's perfume.

That night the soldier couldnt get to sleep.
For, he was starting to miss his wifes essential body.

He told the soldiers "Im gonna need the horse tonight!"
As he vigorously f l_l ked the horse in the @$$."
"Ya i bet i widened the horses hole the widest!"

Then a soldier walked in.
"I need the horse to go see my wife."

2006-12-26 18:15:53 · 9 answers · asked by dfds 1 in Jokes & Riddles

im really bored.............

2006-12-26 18:15:33 · 25 answers · asked by BrOwN eYe'D cHiCa 2 in Polls & Surveys

huh ?

2006-12-26 18:15:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-26 18:14:23 · 25 answers · asked by Nicole 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-26 18:13:42 · 27 answers · asked by lunar lovely 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-26 18:13:01 · 22 answers · asked by MissChatea 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-26 18:12:53 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love that show.

2006-12-26 18:12:45 · 4 answers · asked by Shalabra 3 in Comics & Animation

2006-12-26 18:12:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

plz, this is my last hope im going 2 just give up... on everything i used 2 believe in.. i tried disney channel.com everything imaginable. and dont tell me oh well srry.. im really looking 4 a good honest answer thnx anywayz guys.. any numbers 4 california? thats where i live

2006-12-26 18:11:48 · 3 answers · asked by mikalboo 1 in Television

2006-12-26 18:11:48 · 14 answers · asked by MissChatea 4 in Polls & Surveys

Please I have a whole bottle of wine and my liquor is gone how do I get this Mo*#!r Fu^#*R OUT!!!

2006-12-26 18:10:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-26 18:09:37 · 16 answers · asked by qwerty 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-26 18:09:36 · 2 answers · asked by Nadia Miller 2 in Music

What if your chosen appearance became permanent?

2006-12-26 18:08:40 · 5 answers · asked by Jack S 5 in Polls & Surveys

I would say "Birth" with Nicole Kidman! GOD! I can't believe I was stupid enough to stay til the very end thinking it was gonna get better. My memory hurts just from reminiscing the loss of two hours of my social life.Lol.

2006-12-26 18:07:52 · 22 answers · asked by Twins 1 in Movies

there was a man who was rich!! he has a buisness near his city!! he has a security guard!! he does his duty well!
One day, as regularly, the rich man was going to his office, then suddenly, the security guard man hold his legs and cried:"please sir, don't go to work today"
'why, what's wrong?"
"i had a dream LAST NIGHT, that your business building has been crushed by a meteora"
the rich man thinks 4 a while, and goes back to his room, thinking!!
and as the securiy man's information, his business place has been crushed by a meteora!!
the rich man could have been died that day!!
he was saved by the security man!!
then at nine PM, the rich man called the security man!!
the security man comes to him!!
then the rich man SLAPS the security man and said something!!
what did the rich man said after the slap????
this is interesting 1! b wild, but reasonable!! the 1st correct answer wins, u know, 10 POINTS!!!!!

2006-12-26 18:07:23 · 4 answers · asked by Annoymous 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm doing aresearch...thanks

2006-12-26 18:06:18 · 3 answers · asked by ray_porting 1 in Celebrities

i saw mommy kissin santa clause

2006-12-26 18:05:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Patrick, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.

Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years out ta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya mate...you'll have all the babes ya want!"

The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, and laughing, looking sick!

So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?"

JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard, "Mate. The potato goes in front!"

2006-12-26 18:04:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I think he is NOT cute, but tell if you think he is cute or not...

2006-12-26 18:02:23 · 13 answers · asked by Blink-182 2 in Polls & Surveys

would you rather be the passenger or the driver??

2006-12-26 18:01:42 · 27 answers · asked by Mysterious 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-26 18:01:32 · 10 answers · asked by MissChatea 4 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know what beyonce's net worth is? Also I am looking for a website other than forbes.com that has a list of celebrities net worth. Thanks!

2006-12-26 18:01:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-26 18:00:58 · 6 answers · asked by erin 2 in Horoscopes

If you have.. put what you think about the movie.
I watched it for this biography unit for LA.

A lot of people thought it was funny cause of all the slapping.
LOL .
Well i love this movie and i hope to watch this again ! :) .
i really want someone to spoil this for me...
HOW DID SHE DIE ?

2006-12-26 18:00:24 · 9 answers · asked by Jiz La Girl 2 in Movies

Now don't hold back I really want to know........REAL or Fun

2006-12-26 17:59:40 · 36 answers · asked by MissChatea 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-26 17:59:30 · 9 answers · asked by AWorldThatNeedsToCalmDown 1 in Movies

2006-12-26 17:57:34 · 26 answers · asked by Lana N 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-26 17:57:26 · 5 answers · asked by Vips Says 2 in Polls & Surveys