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Patrick, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.

Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years out ta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya mate...you'll have all the babes ya want!"

The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, and laughing, looking sick!

So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?"

JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard, "Mate. The potato goes in front!"

2006-12-26 18:04:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

hahaha that's a cracker, cheers!

2006-12-26 19:14:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lol Thats hillarious nice one!

2006-12-26 18:42:49 · answer #2 · answered by ♥butter_fly♥ 5 · 0 0

It is verry funnnnny

2006-12-26 20:03:55 · answer #3 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0 0

great ha ha ha olden but great lol,thanks

2006-12-26 18:23:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lmao

2006-12-26 19:58:33 · answer #5 · answered by WhatSerName's Dad 2 · 1 0

no, no, no he didn't... that is so wrong... how could he not know that... funny... lol

2006-12-26 18:41:33 · answer #6 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0 0

its all right lol

2006-12-26 18:29:20 · answer #7 · answered by lil mexican boy 2 · 0 0

funny...good one

2006-12-26 18:57:19 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

well,i don't think it is funny.

2006-12-26 18:08:38 · answer #9 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 0 0

HAHAHHA!!!! LOL!!!!!

2006-12-26 18:14:01 · answer #10 · answered by Zealotta 4 · 0 0

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