Somewhere in the desert of Iraq.?

Question

Somewhere in the desert of Iraq.
There were soldiers at an outpost.
4 soldiers were at post as a new soldier came to defend the outpost.

One of the 4 soldiers showed the new one around.
"Okay here is where you sleep,
and here is where take your showers and get dressed"

The New soldier asked "What is that horse there for, over there?"
The Soldier asked "Oh..well... sometimes us men just get raving sexual needs and the town is kinda far..."

The New soldier looked kind of confused but he never really needed the horse.

One night when the soldiers got their mail.
The New soldier got a letter from his wife.
It included a pair of panties and a spray of his wife's perfume.

That night the soldier couldnt get to sleep.
For, he was starting to miss his wifes essential body.

He told the soldiers "Im gonna need the horse tonight!"
As he vigorously f l_l ked the horse in the @$$."
"Ya i bet i widened the horses hole the widest!"

Then a soldier walked in.
"I need the horse to go see my wife."

Answer 1

I think you kinda messed it up at the end. The essence of the joke is that the men used the horse to get into town and not for .......

Answer 2

Wow. 1 ha! from me. That's it. And it's a weak ha! at that. That joke was a bit lame. I take that back, not a bit, it was waaaaaay lame. I'd laugh more if I didn't think of only American soldiers fighting their butts off and getting made fun of with this crap.

Answer 3

yeah i get everything up until the punchline

Then a soldier walked in.
"I need the horse to go see my wife."

yeah i dont get that part

Answer 4

marhaban benchod teri ma ki pendhi ahmedabad

Answer 5

Yes there it is , there is a desert of Iraq

Answer 6

l'm still laughing....
lt could be a soldier from any race though.

Answer 7

lol funny

Answer 8

I don't understand it

Answer 9

not that great.