Entertainment & Music - 25 December 2006

So all the young kids are in the classroom and their young and attractive female schoolteacher says "OK kids, now, I'm going to tell you about subtractions".

So she explains the principle to the kids and after that says : "It's time for a practical example. There are ten birds aligned on a branch, a hunter shoots one of them, how many birds are there left?" A little girl raises her hand and says "well, 9, miss" "Very good" says the teacher.

But then at the back of the classroom, little Frank raises his hand. "Yes Frank" ? "Well, ma'am, it's wrong. You see, birds aren't stupid. As soon as the hunter shoots, the noise scares them away! So there's no bird left on the branch!" The teacher says "well, I wanted a practical example to explain subtraction. But it's poetic, I like your way of thinking."

Little Frank remains silent till the end of the class when he raises his hand again.

(contd. below...)

2006-12-25 04:36:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

and is it hard? what are some basic things you do?

2006-12-25 04:36:10 · 11 answers · asked by Rick 1 in Polls & Surveys

to be a burger?
I bet you were thinking something else!

2006-12-25 04:35:01 · 9 answers · asked by Ouch! 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-25 04:34:41 · 18 answers · asked by Billie 4 in Polls & Surveys

What was the best gift you received today?

2006-12-25 04:33:45 · 20 answers · asked by ☼shine☼ 3 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know who screams near the end of the song?

2006-12-25 04:32:04 · 2 answers · asked by suzanne 2 in Music

2006-12-25 04:31:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i have head that they are re-making it.i say good luck trying because no one can re-do it i mean you can but you can't make it better.Anyways who is going to be playing Maria Rainer?
I heard it was some blond girl only 19 or 20. I dont think it's paris hilton but if you have a link or something that would be helpful.thanx

2006-12-25 04:30:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

once again lol 10 points to who ever gets it correct!

The songs are "Wanna Play", "Carino Mio" and "Money Money" they are all sang by the same artist/s

Hint: They are so famous they have there own holiday in the state of Nevada , they are famous all over the world and have been named "most important band of the decade" , and they are from Mexico

2006-12-25 04:29:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He was THE man!

This is a sad Christmas!

Plus it's raining and I'm on this lame azz Yahoo Answers.

2006-12-25 04:28:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

you can interpret "cheating" however you want it..

2006-12-25 04:28:34 · 31 answers · asked by × 7 in Polls & Surveys

Is it me or is Christmas Day the SLOWEST day ever?

2006-12-25 04:27:46 · 19 answers · asked by DLG 5 in Polls & Surveys

Where can I apply for a citibank student credit card?

2006-12-25 04:27:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

2006-12-25 04:26:27 · 34 answers · asked by Chris G 2 in Polls & Surveys

A Girl feels thirsty, so she goes to a well. There she finds a Frog on the outer wall of the well.

Frog: Hey you, Stupid Girl. What are you doing here at my well?
Girl: What do you mean by 'My Well', You Frog. Just shut your mouth else I will punch you down there!!!

Frog: Hey you Stupid lass, why are all Girls so stupid?
Girl: You bl00dy stinking frog, just mind your language?

Frog: But why are Girls stupid? Tell plz.
Girl: This is final warning to control yourself or else......
(At this moment, Frog jumps into the well)

Girl: Ohhhhhh, I was just scaring him, but why did he commit suicide???

2006-12-25 04:25:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I Have just heard it on the new`s
A Sad loss to the soul world !

2006-12-25 04:25:35 · 24 answers · asked by charlotterobo 4 in Movies

Just a little poll. Could you list the five musicians/bands that you think are the most legendary. I will give best answer to the one that matches mine the closest.

2006-12-25 04:25:28 · 11 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-25 04:24:35 · 17 answers · asked by Ouch! 1 in Polls & Surveys

FOR CHRISTMAS............????

................ SO MANY MOVIES....... SO LITTLE TIME..

.................. I ALSO BOUGHT MYSELF SIX BOOKS TO
...................READ............. WILL ANYONE MISS ME HERE???

2006-12-25 04:24:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-25 04:23:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

fill in the blank

2006-12-25 04:23:07 · 26 answers · asked by × 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-25 04:22:56 · 8 answers · asked by Frank B 1 in Television

it's an r&b song it goes "real love, i'm searching for a real love someone to set my heart free, real love oh i'm searching for a real love"

2006-12-25 04:22:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-25 04:21:50 · 10 answers · asked by sasan_49 1 in Music

What is the cheapest place to buy an Oreck xl vaccum cleaner? My sister has one and she loves it.

2006-12-25 04:21:22 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

A horse walked into a bar and sat down, the bartender walks over to him and says "why the long face"

2006-12-25 04:20:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

whos your celebrity crush ?

2006-12-25 04:20:51 · 26 answers · asked by b 2 in Polls & Surveys

Here is the site:

http://peachpatch.com/shoes.html

2006-12-25 04:20:27 · 8 answers · asked by prettydarling1000 3 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-12-25 04:19:55 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

any genre and this is a poll.

2006-12-25 04:19:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys