A horse walked into a bar and sat down, the bartender walks over to him and says "why the long face"
2006-12-25 04:20:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the same joke goes with John Kerry instead of the horse
2006-12-25 04:25:42 · answer #1 · answered by hiding1959 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A polar bear walked into an analogous bar and asked for a gin and tonic. The barmaid reported, "of path sir...yet why the super pause?" The polar bear stood tall in suprise and reported "it is not my fault, we've all have been given 'em!"
2016-10-06 00:12:56 · answer #2 · answered by kinjorski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The horse had his martini and before he left, the bartender said "We don;t get many horses in here."
The horse replied "And at these prices, I'm not surprised"
2006-12-25 04:27:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same happens to Jay Leno all the time
2006-12-25 04:23:55 · answer #4 · answered by Luis Armando 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that must be the oldest ___ walks into a bar joke
2006-12-25 04:37:10 · answer #5 · answered by M T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw that in a movie, in the mane part.
2006-12-25 04:23:33 · answer #6 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm funny!
2006-12-25 04:22:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, give it a 6.
2006-12-25 05:01:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i lvoe iy
happy holidays
2006-12-25 04:29:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-12-25 04:23:02 · answer #10 · answered by boilerrat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋