Frank and his teacher?

Question

So all the young kids are in the classroom and their young and attractive female schoolteacher says "OK kids, now, I'm going to tell you about subtractions".

So she explains the principle to the kids and after that says : "It's time for a practical example. There are ten birds aligned on a branch, a hunter shoots one of them, how many birds are there left?" A little girl raises her hand and says "well, 9, miss" "Very good" says the teacher.

But then at the back of the classroom, little Frank raises his hand. "Yes Frank" ? "Well, ma'am, it's wrong. You see, birds aren't stupid. As soon as the hunter shoots, the noise scares them away! So there's no bird left on the branch!" The teacher says "well, I wanted a practical example to explain subtraction. But it's poetic, I like your way of thinking."

Little Frank remains silent till the end of the class when he raises his hand again.

(contd. below...)

"Yes Frank ?" says the teacher. "Ma'am, I have a riddle for you. May I ask it ?" "Sure" "Ok, there are three women in a park. They're all eating an ice cream. The first one licks it, the second one bites it and the third one sucks it. Which woman is married."

The teacher blushes like a tomato and says "Well, I shouldn't answer that but I'd say it's the third one" Then little Frank says "No ma'am, it's the one who wears a wedding ring. But I like your way of thinking."

Answer 1

That kid is a troublemaker, but does have a lateral thinking mind

Answer 2

Hilarious!!! 11/10. Merry Christmas!!!

Answer 3

Nice

Answer 4

Um interesting!!!
2/5 stars
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Answer 5

OMG!!That Frank so smart, I like it, I like it>>>>lol

Answer 6

now thats awesome i give it a 10

Answer 7

nice dude

Answer 8

good one..now i want some ice cream.lol

Answer 9

cute

Answer 10

I loved it