A man walks into a store and asks:
Man: "Hi, do you sell guitars?"
The man at the counter,Joe, looks at him and says:
Joe: "Here? At guitar world? Gee, i don't know."
Man: "Okay mister sarcastic, just give me a guitar."
Joe: "What kind?"
Man: "How about that red one over there".
Joe: "Okay, That will be: $9,000."
Man: "What!? Why would a guitar be $9,000?
Joe: "i don't know. Just give me the money".
Man: "FINE!"
The man gives Joe the $9,000 and leaves. 20 minutes after the man left Joe quickly runs out of the shop and sees Carl (his friend) and says:
Joe: "Hey Carl, we got another one!"
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2006-12-25
09:19:40
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