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A man walks into a store and asks:

Man: "Hi, do you sell guitars?"

The man at the counter,Joe, looks at him and says:

Joe: "Here? At guitar world? Gee, i don't know."

Man: "Okay mister sarcastic, just give me a guitar."

Joe: "What kind?"

Man: "How about that red one over there".

Joe: "Okay, That will be: $9,000."

Man: "What!? Why would a guitar be $9,000?

Joe: "i don't know. Just give me the money".

Man: "FINE!"

The man gives Joe the $9,000 and leaves. 20 minutes after the man left Joe quickly runs out of the shop and sees Carl (his friend) and says:

Joe: "Hey Carl, we got another one!"

Tell me what you think and don't forget to rate. 1-10
1 means it's bad and 10 means it's good.

2006-12-25 09:19:40 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

if you don't get it then read this:
They trick him, and they don't even work there. They're theives.

2006-12-25 09:34:40 · update #1

if you don't get it then read this:
They trick him, and they don't even work there. They're theives.

2006-12-25 09:34:42 · update #2

What!? the part when the man asks if he sells guitars is pretty funny.

2006-12-25 09:43:33 · update #3

They didn't steal the guitar they just got in the store and sold it.

2006-12-25 09:45:41 · update #4

21 answers

u got the first part of it from a t.v show right?!?! well anyways its was pretty good 9/10

2006-12-25 09:27:58 · answer #1 · answered by Eureka! 6 · 0 1

10/10

2006-12-26 01:08:43 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 1 1

My little sister watches Drake and Josh and she says that is copying from that show. Man u can't get ur own gigs! Well since u stole that line i give it a 6

2006-12-25 17:46:47 · answer #3 · answered by tz 4 · 0 1

Pretty good 8/10

2006-12-25 18:19:51 · answer #4 · answered by ASTRO 3 · 1 1

I just don't see where they stole the guitar. 0. I understand Joe to work there.

2006-12-25 17:44:09 · answer #5 · answered by C L 2 · 1 1

I'll give it a 3, it's just too obvious they don't work there, and for him to go out and tell his friend they got another one shows they are thieves.. Nice long try ..

2006-12-25 17:42:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Great! 8 out of 10. It's funny the part where Joe tells Carl:"got another one!" : ) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-25 18:48:10 · answer #7 · answered by d 2 · 1 1

i rate it a 7

2006-12-25 17:55:24 · answer #8 · answered by chica 3 · 1 1

Not so bad. Merry Christmas

2006-12-25 17:56:49 · answer #9 · answered by atricky123 3 · 0 1

1/10. Sorry but I don't get it!

2006-12-25 17:49:41 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 1 1

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