Entertainment & Music - 24 December 2006

2006-12-24 07:33:51 · 32 answers · asked by Oeuf 2 in Polls & Surveys

One of them was a blonde, one was redhead, and the other wa brunette. The redhead said to the other men, "If my wife makes me another tuna sandwich for lunch, i am going to kill myself" The brunette said, "If my wife makes me another chicken sandwich for lunch, i am going to kill myself. The blonde said, "If my wife makes me another turkey sandwich, i am going to kill myself"

On their funeral day, the wives of hte Brunette and redhead were crying hystericallicy regreteing that they didnt give a variety in food, and said "If i knew that he felt that way, i wouldnt have made him that sandwich everyday" But the wife of the blonde just looked puzzled and said "I dont know why my husband killed himself... he made his own lunch!"

2006-12-24 07:33:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have ALOT!!!!!!!

2006-12-24 07:33:38 · 11 answers · asked by Randy (yes im a girl) 2 in Celebrities

2006-12-24 07:33:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it is soo funny. you should go and see it. i just saw it last night.

2006-12-24 07:32:59 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Movies

2006-12-24 07:32:37 · 8 answers · asked by denny 1 in Celebrities

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery.

He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner & fix his car.

As the man tries to fall asleep,

he hears a strange sound. The next morning,

he asks the monks what the sound was,

but they say, We can't tell you.

You're not a monk.

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway

and goes about his merry way.

Some years later, the same man breaks down

in front of the same monastery.

The monks again accept him, feed him,

even fix his car.

That night, he hears the same strange noise

that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what it is,

but the monks reply, We can't tell you.

You're not a monk.

The man says, All right, all right.

I'm dying to know. If the only way

I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk,

how do I become a monk?

(contd. below...)

2006-12-24 07:32:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have ALOT!!!!!!!

2006-12-24 07:32:32 · 14 answers · asked by Randy (yes im a girl) 2 in Celebrities

2006-12-24 07:31:52 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-24 07:31:24 · 17 answers · asked by pink p 2 in Celebrities

why?

2006-12-24 07:30:32 · 8 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-24 07:30:28 · 5 answers · asked by .. . 1 in Polls & Surveys

What is that episode of Family Guy where In the beginning of the episode, peter is watching a painting lesson and he is painting as well, and the guy on t.v gets mad about the bush and peter just winds up drawing the cast of Family Ties?

2006-12-24 07:29:56 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-24 07:29:52 · 16 answers · asked by zen 7 in Polls & Surveys

My family is leaving to Europe tomorrow morning and they won't be back for two weeks. They are going to Brussels, Amsterdam, and Paris..............what should I ask them to bring me. Please make suggestions that they can actually bring on a flight.............Thank you&hearts

2006-12-24 07:29:43 · 4 answers · asked by ♥ Arvizu16 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-24 07:29:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-12-24 07:29:37 · 34 answers · asked by Oeuf 2 in Polls & Surveys

i have my family but still im alone

2006-12-24 07:29:33 · 9 answers · asked by .. . 1 in Polls & Surveys

problems, worries, and fears dissapear with the snap of a finger?

2006-12-24 07:28:41 · 29 answers · asked by Scarlett 5 in Polls & Surveys

My favourite son is London Suede - Picnic by the Motorway

2006-12-24 07:27:50 · 11 answers · asked by bigrapster 2 in Music

2006-12-24 07:27:27 · 32 answers · asked by .. . 1 in Polls & Surveys

i would really like a fender cyclone or toronado but my price range is under 300$ i dont care if its used or has any minor scratches.

2006-12-24 07:26:22 · 3 answers · asked by guitarist2309 2 in Music

2006-12-24 07:24:51 · 10 answers · asked by jessica_dianka 3 in Television

He looks much bigger in the commercial with the Subway club.

2006-12-24 07:24:38 · 20 answers · asked by WiiMan 2 in Celebrities

2006-12-24 07:24:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-24 07:24:31 · 34 answers · asked by soccerkam93 2 in Celebrities

2006-12-24 07:24:14 · 1 answers · asked by Chris P 3 in Music

loved someone you know you will never have?
did you keep loving them despit the fact or move on and try to forget them?

2006-12-24 07:23:54 · 18 answers · asked by Wish 6 in Polls & Surveys

I said "we have to clean out your room and your toy box and your dresser and get rid of everything you don't want because SANTA is bringing you NEW stuff tonight.."

And she says..

"Yea.. ok.. and what if he doesn't?"

LOL My kid..

How cute is that?

2006-12-24 07:23:51 · 29 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

(not porn)

2006-12-24 07:23:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys