One of them was a blonde, one was redhead, and the other wa brunette. The redhead said to the other men, "If my wife makes me another tuna sandwich for lunch, i am going to kill myself" The brunette said, "If my wife makes me another chicken sandwich for lunch, i am going to kill myself. The blonde said, "If my wife makes me another turkey sandwich, i am going to kill myself"
On their funeral day, the wives of hte Brunette and redhead were crying hystericallicy regreteing that they didnt give a variety in food, and said "If i knew that he felt that way, i wouldnt have made him that sandwich everyday" But the wife of the blonde just looked puzzled and said "I dont know why my husband killed himself... he made his own lunch!"
2006-12-24 07:33:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow i love this joke. the version i heard of it was there was a mexican, american and a chinese guy and they got a burrito, some kind of sandwich and like sushi i think. but none the less still funny
2006-12-24 07:38:50 · answer #1 · answered by glittergrl3269 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for a chuckle. Kinda funny (7/10).
2006-12-24 18:15:09 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. Merry Christmas and A happy New Year.
2006-12-24 15:57:41 · answer #3 · answered by ~*simtoria lové y ashley~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-12-24 15:35:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before
2006-12-24 18:10:00 · answer #5 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tooo old... that building was constructed long back... in the year 1986.
2006-12-24 15:36:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought It was cute....good one!
2006-12-24 16:10:38 · answer #7 · answered by I'm Michael Jackson BAD!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard that one a lot.......
2006-12-24 15:48:22 · answer #8 · answered by I♥Ryan Sheckler :] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!!! hahaha
2006-12-24 15:41:55 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋