I just heard a 'thud' from the kitchen and went down to see Mr. GorgeousFluffpot face-down in the Christmas pudding mix. I left him there half an hour ago with a bottle of sherry and instructions to stir it in the mix but I suspect he has drunk it all..
So I have one snoring Mr.GorgeousFluffpot, who is slumped over the kitchen table, and a teetotal Xmas pudding.
Oh, and I have eight people arriving for lunch in two hours' time.
How do I wake up Mr. GF, get the cake mix off his beard, slosh-up the Xmas pud and get ready for lunch?
2006-12-24
21:30:35
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