I just heard a 'thud' from the kitchen and went down to see Mr. GorgeousFluffpot face-down in the Christmas pudding mix. I left him there half an hour ago with a bottle of sherry and instructions to stir it in the mix but I suspect he has drunk it all..
So I have one snoring Mr.GorgeousFluffpot, who is slumped over the kitchen table, and a teetotal Xmas pudding.
Oh, and I have eight people arriving for lunch in two hours' time.
How do I wake up Mr. GF, get the cake mix off his beard, slosh-up the Xmas pud and get ready for lunch?
2006-12-24 21:30:35 · 35 answers · asked by gorgeousfluffpot 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Demand him to take a bath .. a cold bath.. if he is not willing to, handle the "operations" to get him under the water...
Hope that works.
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2006-12-24 21:36:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 0⤋
TRUE STORY I WOKE UP MY DRUNK FRIEND srry once that was snoring so loud .i took my bic lighter and held it on his foot for about 30 seconds THIS IS TRUE I SWEARhe was starting to smoke i stopped im sitting there in the recliner he was on the couch about ten seconds later he jumps up freaking out grabs his foot im trying not to laugh luckly it was dark i ask him what the hell is the matter with you he said he was having a dream that his foot was on fire it was hilarious .he is like 6ft 7 400lbs i told him ive never seen him move so fast before .im cracking up just writing this so funny .so just hold a lighter on him some where he will wake up just get the lighter realy hot and press the metal against him somewhere i used flame but i wasnt married to him you will have a great laugh and he will have a nightmare to live through pls do it and post what happens Merry xmas
2006-12-24 22:08:25 · answer #2 · answered by rosieodonnelneedstobefired 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dump him in the tub and pour ice all over him and then turn on the cold water and tell him to wake his drunk *** up.
2006-12-24 21:44:19 · answer #3 · answered by dragonlady_872 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Force coffee down his throat, blast some Van Halen in his ears, and throw him in a cold shower.
2006-12-24 21:38:07 · answer #4 · answered by Jem 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont even try, jus smoother him with a pillow and claim the insurance! Happy New Year
2006-12-25 11:17:09 · answer #5 · answered by taxi witch 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you dont ask the cat to watch the fish...........the harms already done anyway. just bend his head over a bucket, stick your finger up his throat tll he throws up a few, pour a lot of icd water over his back and hean and let him eat some butter to kill of the hangover.
as for your cake start all over again and lets hope you get it done in time
2006-12-24 22:45:30 · answer #6 · answered by onukpa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont bother waking him up
make another Christmas pudding and have fun with your guest while he sleeps in the mix.
imagine how embrassed hell fell when he wakes up and see you all having fun without him.
2006-12-25 00:27:26 · answer #7 · answered by Jonathan M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roll him out into the snow and lock the door, then wait until he's sober and you've grabbed a rolling pin.
2006-12-24 21:50:09 · answer #8 · answered by striegyr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you a control freak, or are you and your husband in some weird pet name club. no wonder he drank the sherry if your guests all are in the same club. let the poor guy be
2006-12-26 16:00:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick some ice down his pants!
2006-12-24 21:41:49 · answer #10 · answered by red devil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very carefully
2006-12-24 23:10:40 · answer #11 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋