I`d prefer it if you called her Heather
2006-12-24 21:58:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bloody Hilarious ha ha ha lol lol 10/10
2006-12-24 22:13:11 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two south african men working in a gold mine: an explosion blows off the leg of one of them; weeks later in hospital the victim is depressed and moans that his life is over: "What use is a one-legged gold digger to anyone?", he moans. His friend reassures him "Try giving Paul McCartney a call, mate"
2006-12-29 20:35:38 · answer #2 · answered by amdby 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Before they split up he bought her a plane. And a ladyshave for the other leg. Merry xmas.
2006-12-24 22:10:25 · answer #3 · answered by derek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all joking aside by the time pauls lawyers get through with her she
wont have a leg to stand on
2006-12-24 22:32:30 · answer #4 · answered by thickasmince1 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't be attentive to, everybody has the main concepts-blowing to happiness i think. human beings could make errors whilst in pursuit of this even nonetheless it in simple terms means they are human. So if he does lower back in destiny, i will in basic terms choose him all the main suitable.
2016-10-06 00:05:08 · answer #5 · answered by lininger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe good one
last christmas he bought her a brand new leg... it wasnt the main present though, just a stocking filler
2006-12-25 04:43:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cruel yet hilarious
2006-12-25 00:49:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha I like that, Merry Christmas to you, cheers
2006-12-25 01:29:21 · answer #8 · answered by danjontina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny - I'm sure they would agree it make all their suffering worth whiled !!!!!!
2006-12-25 01:23:23 · answer #9 · answered by David 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that one
2006-12-26 15:54:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋