He laid her on the table, so white and clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide...
He looked inside, all was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms.....
then... STUFFED THE CHRISTMAS TURKEY!!!
Wish you all and your dirty little minds a very MERRY CHRISTMAS! lol!
2006-12-24 21:53:19 · 41 answers · asked by digitalfortress 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you folks are as dirty-minded as... ermmm.... me! Merry Crimbo to ALL!!!
2006-12-24 22:17:03 · update #1
i never thought anything like...well...maybe a little bit...lol it was funny though. and i bet u had the same reaction 2 that joke ur self
2007-01-01 06:57:11 · answer #1 · answered by Sara 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I got this in my xmas cracker .. What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Crisp Cringle
Happy New Year
2007-01-01 09:27:12 · answer #2 · answered by JOHN W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Same as me mate I'll be stuffing the same old bird again lol
good one
2006-12-25 17:00:09 · answer #3 · answered by snape jnr 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe lol Merry Christmas to you and your family
2006-12-24 21:57:48 · answer #4 · answered by liongirl_40 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GREAT !!!!
I knew it !!
I knew it !!!
I knew it !!!!
... I like, I love, I admire "Mr Bean" too...
Thank You for making me laugh
and Merry Christmas
to all Americans from
Aaron & Namwahn / in Berlin.
2006-12-24 23:38:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
merry xmas n happy new years
2006-12-25 13:21:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats sooo good
merry xmas to you, queen of quizzes
2007-01-01 00:16:37 · answer #7 · answered by Jade 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Didn't know you could do turkey (too) like that, lmao.
merry christmas
2006-12-24 22:15:29 · answer #8 · answered by onukpa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Kudos!! LOL.
Great One! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2006-12-28 04:39:41 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOOOOOOOOLLLLL.....Thumbs up for like that !!!!!
Sooo funny .. A little rude tho
Happy holidays
2006-12-25 01:33:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋