A atheist man was walking through the forrest when he hears a rustling noise in the trees, so he starts to walk faster,he hears more rustling so he starts to run, as he looks over his shoulder he sees a big bear chasing him, the bear grabs him and pins him down.
the man screams"GOD PLEASE HELP ME" then suddenly there is a big flash of light and time stops just as the bear was to bite the mans head off.God appeared to the man and said "You have been an atheist all your life I'm sorry but I cant save you" and the man said "well if you cant save me could you save the bear and make him a Christian and God says" it's done " and he was gone and the man noticed the bear kneeling beside him with it's hands in the praying possition and he heard the bear say "thank you God for the meal I am about to recieve"
2006-12-16
13:09:00
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