A atheist man was walking through the forrest when he hears a rustling noise in the trees, so he starts to walk faster,he hears more rustling so he starts to run, as he looks over his shoulder he sees a big bear chasing him, the bear grabs him and pins him down.
the man screams"GOD PLEASE HELP ME" then suddenly there is a big flash of light and time stops just as the bear was to bite the mans head off.God appeared to the man and said "You have been an atheist all your life I'm sorry but I cant save you" and the man said "well if you cant save me could you save the bear and make him a Christian and God says" it's done " and he was gone and the man noticed the bear kneeling beside him with it's hands in the praying possition and he heard the bear say "thank you God for the meal I am about to recieve"
2006-12-16 13:09:00 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL,GOOD 1
2006-12-16 15:54:24 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Religion, Politics, Races, etc., ..I think that
the responses to these type questions are
funnier than the questions intended answers.
Some will always be offended, and some
will find humor.. some will make snide
remarks, some will slander others. Some
will even ….just laugh.
And a bear might even learn to speak... its a miracle.
2006-12-16 13:28:18 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was once a man who couldn't sleep and went onto Yahoo answers to read the poorly thought-out ramblings of an arrogant person who didn't realise that everyone is entitled to think what they want.
He went back to bed. Happy in the knowledge that he wasn't that person.
p.s. Objectively speaking, not from the opinion of a religion or any theology of any kind, but of comedy, that joke was as funny as cancer of the testes.
Frickin- I CAN take a joke, just look at my questions. I take a joke, look at it, decide if its funny, and if it's not, express why not.
2006-12-16 13:14:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
calm down tr its just a joke. Its got the same punchline as the one about the christian being thrown to the lions in ancient Rome. The christian is face by this lion, and he prays, please god turn this lion into a christian, cue lion saying grace. You give all us atheists a bad name coz u can't take a joke.
2006-12-16 13:15:19 · answer #4 · answered by Stannnn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If this is a creation of yours, then you are a really funny person. People like you help increase our life spans
2006-12-16 13:13:50 · answer #5 · answered by b_prince 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what happened next? did the bear go forth and multiply?
or did it just happen to the yank with the "humor" transplant??
"forrest" is a reserved word ... reserved for "Forrest Gump"
Add: to frickin4 - no, its not a joke, its the ramblings of a donkey - hee haw hee haw!!!
2006-12-16 13:12:07 · answer #6 · answered by ~Mustaffa~Laff~ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one! Thanks.
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-16 13:25:35 · answer #7 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 23:20:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow now i know exactly what to do when faced in this situatuion, thanks it was really funny, some of your guys need to lighten up seriously this is in the jokes sectin not the politically correct one, well it made me laugh and that's all that matters xXx
2006-12-16 23:24:15 · answer #9 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE 9/10
2006-12-16 18:59:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there once was a closed minded christian who told dumb stories on yahoo answers to attempt to convert people and only made an a.ss of himself
2006-12-16 13:11:14 · answer #11 · answered by blank 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋