Entertainment & Music - 15 December 2006

A Texas cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male Pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said she was the Pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help the gentleman. The cowpoke said that it was something he would be much more comfortable dicussing with a male Pharmacist. The female Pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was he needed to discuss, he could be confindant that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism. The old bronco-buster agreed and began saying, " This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what could you give me for it. "
The Pharmacist said, the best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car & $3,000 a month plus living expenses.

2006-12-15 03:48:09 · 4 answers · asked by whenwhalesfly 5 in Polls & Surveys

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A little dream help?

I dream about my husband's best friend about twice a week. It's never sexual. Just wierd. It's always about his house. We end up living in a wing of it. And I only see this guy twice a year.
Any idea what it means? I'm freaking myself out. Thanks.

2006-12-15 03:47:56 · 10 answers · asked by Bored 5 in Polls & Surveys

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When does Canada's Next Top Model start?

2006-12-15 03:47:38 · 4 answers · asked by <3 2 in Television

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a song sang by elton john called love lies bleeding?

2006-12-15 03:47:14 · 4 answers · asked by H H 1 in Music

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can you hear me now?

Why?

2006-12-15 03:47:05 · 13 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Name of an old children's film, see more details.?

all i can remember of the film is:

It featured a spaceship with AI, a little boy is inside this ship when the goverment are experimenting wih it. The spaceship takes off and flies around the world, the little boy see lots of weird alien creatures, at the end the boy goes back home to find his family are not living there.

I also remember a scene with the boy getting on a little boat with his family, he then shows his younger brother one of the weird alien creatures he took from the ship.

I hope someone remembers the name of this film as it is driving me mad, sorry i can't provide you with more detail. I do rmember this film being on around christmas time in the uk.

2006-12-15 03:46:39 · 16 answers · asked by Adam 1 in Movies

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If you think Rosie O. is an idiot, raise your hand!?

2006-12-15 03:45:59 · 30 answers · asked by me 4 in Celebrities

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If your leg was caught in a bear trap and you were stuck at a Barbara Streisand concert?

Would you saw your leg off to get away?

2006-12-15 03:45:51 · 11 answers · asked by chuck3011 3 in Celebrities

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what do you think of deal or no deal?

iv never seen it before and now iv seen it, i cant see why its at all popular. please change my mind. bring back 15 to 1.

2006-12-15 03:45:22 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Okay guys, you've got two options...?

You can either BE sodomized by Mike Tyson for an hour and receive a $100 million dollar prize, or you can sodomize Michael Jackson for an hour and receive $100.

Who do you choose? Tyson or Jackson?

2006-12-15 03:44:37 · 25 answers · asked by Neerdowellian 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What's the name of 50 cents new movie?

50 Cents new movie is supposed to come out this month I think

2006-12-15 03:44:13 · 12 answers · asked by chanee 1 in Movies

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Have you ever lost your cell phone....?

Have you ever lost your cell phone and thought to yourself "Hey, I'll just call myself" and reach for the very cell phone you've misplaced? Or am I the only one who'll admit to doing stupid things like that? :P

2006-12-15 03:44:04 · 19 answers · asked by razor_sharp_redhead 3 in Polls & Surveys

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title of song it starts I saw an xlover at the grocery store?

Drank the beer in her car

2006-12-15 03:43:45 · 7 answers · asked by techiespi 1 in Music

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Should I open another bottle of red wine, and sit here answering mindless questions?

Or go to the pub?

2006-12-15 03:43:42 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Did you hear John Stamos is going for the "afro" look after feeling threatened by my sexiness?

2006-12-15 03:43:25 · 14 answers · asked by Will Smith 1 in Polls & Surveys

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If corn oil is made of oil, vegetable oil is made of vegetable, what is baby oil made of??

2006-12-15 03:42:29 · 28 answers · asked by Kath 4 in Polls & Surveys

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who do you dream of most?

is there someone you are always dreaming about? i dont mean someone you wish you were dreaming about, i mean who happens to pop into your dreams most often?

2006-12-15 03:42:22 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What present do you hope is under your tree right now for you?

I really want a car starter- since I got a new car for Thanksgiving from my Fiance- a car starter would be an awesome gift. He is hoping for the WII- shhhhh dont tell him though it is already under the tree!!

2006-12-15 03:42:14 · 8 answers · asked by glorymomof3 6 in Polls & Surveys

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