Entertainment & Music - 15 December 2006

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either".

2006-12-15 14:35:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Okay - even if you're not a reggae fan....?

What is a good website to go to to try to track down the artist or album of a song if you only (maybe) know the song title and/or some of the lyrics?

2006-12-15 14:35:03 · 5 answers · asked by pattitutde 2 in Music

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Is there a way to recapture the "newbie" Y!A enthusiasm?

Does anyone else experience Yahoo! Answers burnout?

2006-12-15 14:35:02 · 14 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

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If I told you that you failed all of your classes this semester or you got fired from you job...?

what would you do to me?

2006-12-15 14:34:50 · 18 answers · asked by Dr. Greenthumb 2 in Polls & Surveys

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song lyrics?

hey can anyone tell me what this song is called it goes like
'to the window!!! to the wallll!!!!' or sumthin like tht
thanks

2006-12-15 14:34:33 · 11 answers · asked by robertthejetsfan 2 in Music

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How do basketball players stay cool?

2006-12-15 14:33:53 · 11 answers · asked by kimmycat 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Has a bird, or any other animal, ever pooped on you?

2006-12-15 14:33:42 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever mooned the sun?

2006-12-15 14:33:36 · 10 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

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How Many???????

how many people on here want to get a quick 2 points and answer this question, lets get some jokes or something going in here.

2006-12-15 14:33:29 · 16 answers · asked by Music_Questions 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Eggs??????????

A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house) and would always leave with a stringer full of fish. The fellow had a boat but a fishing pole was not to be seen.

A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they've run out, goes back to question the chef. "Hey, Gus, do we have any more eggs?"

Gus replies, "I ran out of fresh eggs, I only have two rotten eggs left."

The waiter says, "Give him the rotten eggs. He's so bombed he won't know the difference."

Gus scrambles up the rotten eggs and heaps on hash browns, sausage and toast. The drunk is so hungry he wolfs down the breakfast without comment. He goes to pay the cashier and asks, "Where'd you get those eggs?"

She replies, "We have our own chicken farm."

The drunk asks, "Do you have a rooster?

"No," she says.

The drunk replies, "Well, you'd better get one, because some skunk is screwing your chickens."

2006-12-15 14:32:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Who likes the cuple of Saku/Sasu or Sakura/Sasuke?? I really like it, but it would be realized????

I really like naruto and well... I need to know...
Anyways If you have the page for more episodes of Naruto than youtube has, please tell me!
Thanx!!!

2006-12-15 14:32:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

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what was the end to the movie match point? I missed i t?

2006-12-15 14:31:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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When you sit down to eat... do you take a drink first and then start eating?

or is it the other way around?

2006-12-15 14:31:38 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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want to play a dominoes game with me on messanger? please?

2006-12-15 14:30:55 · 1 answers · asked by dominoes2009 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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how many of you do this........?

when you walk by a reflective window you take a glance at yourself?

2006-12-15 14:30:30 · 52 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Entertainment & Music - 15 December 2006

I'm looking for any and all information about the sign SCORPIO.?

British or Americian comedy?

Ever been involved in a food fight?

Is it right that you have to be 18 to?

Why do women like to make guys beg?

Would you date someone who had "Vanilla Ice" tattooed onto their chest?

The Confessional Box????

Okay - even if you're not a reggae fan....?

Is there a way to recapture the "newbie" Y!A enthusiasm?

If I told you that you failed all of your classes this semester or you got fired from you job...?

song lyrics?

How do basketball players stay cool?

Has a bird, or any other animal, ever pooped on you?

Have you ever mooned the sun?

How Many???????

Eggs??????????

Is anyone here bow legged?

What are some songs about moving on from an ex-boyfriend.?

Which band is better? Something Corporate or Dashboard Confessional? Why?

Who likes the cuple of Saku/Sasu or Sakura/Sasuke?? I really like it, but it would be realized????

what was the end to the movie match point? I missed i t?

When you sit down to eat... do you take a drink first and then start eating?

want to play a dominoes game with me on messanger? please?

how many of you do this........?

Do you think Kanye West is a racist, arrogant, worthless waste of space?

If you throw a rock at the sun or shoot at the sun, will it become night?

Why was Mrs. C wasting so much time with Howard when she could have been banging The Fonze?

who plays trumpet for panic at the disco??

Does anybody know which bands covers the song "Time after Time" (orig. by C. Lauper during commercials on A&E?

Does Joanie really love Chachi?