A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either".
2006-12-15 14:35:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats cute,I bet thats really happened before too! Scarry! Thanks for the laugh.
2006-12-15 14:39:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Irish are in basic terms taking off to flow far flung from the confessional now that they have caught their church in countless the biggest lies of this century. The fallout from the scandal has already closed countless the biggest catholic companies and placed the church interior the precarious place of suffering to stay to tell the story the place it was once the state sanctioned faith. optimistically they are going to get to spend it sluggish in our confessional, the witness field, in court docket with an unsympathetic jury . Bend over monsignor, i've got have been given a broom cope with with your call on it.
2016-12-11 10:03:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man walks into a doctor and the doctor sees he has a frog growing on his face. The doctor say my god how long has that been there. The frog says it started as a wart on my ***
2006-12-15 14:39:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe - a classic joke
2006-12-15 21:59:33 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always thought confessionals were a load of crap.
2006-12-15 14:49:40 · answer #5 · answered by Schvantz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg u got good jokes kido
2006-12-15 14:59:30 · answer #6 · answered by ~i love my boys~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke, will have to tell it to others, and claim it as mine. Thanx.
2006-12-15 14:44:58 · answer #7 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the priest must forgive him
2006-12-15 14:39:48 · answer #8 · answered by Jerry 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha thats funny
2006-12-15 15:04:26 · answer #9 · answered by Candrdy J 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2006-12-15 14:39:41 · answer #10 · answered by robert m 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋