Entertainment & Music - 13 December 2006

Met this bloke down in Cornwall he had two black eye.

“How did you get those” I asked “Well” he said “the first one I got a few days ago when I was in church and I happened to sit behind Mary the miller’s daughter and she had on this red, silk, clingy dress and when we stood up to sing I noticed that the dress had gone up her bum a little so I leaned over and pulled in out”

Trying not to laugh I asked about the second eye. “Well” he said “yesterday I was in church again only this time with my pal Tom and sure enough we found ourselves sitting behind Mary, who had on the same silky dress and sure enough when we all stood the dress went up her bum a little and, quick as a flash, my pal Tom leaned over and pulled it out - well I know she does not like that so I leaned over and tucked it back in again.”

2006-12-13 03:14:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Have you ever been assaulted by a door ?

I just went to answer the door (it was my sister, you nosey buggers) and the door handle hooked on my sleeve and yanked me back about 5 feet.

Perhaps it agrees with me - she should get a bloody key !!!

2006-12-13 03:14:09 · 20 answers · asked by Tipsy Dipsy 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Here's another one of my questions( by ruby) Which is better grease one or grease two?

2006-12-13 03:14:02 · 11 answers · asked by michelle 1 in Movies

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Desperate Houswives and not desperate homemakers?

Hi, I am an American English teacher iliving in Switerland. My students want to know why the word housewives and not hommakers is used in the title of the show? Thanks.

2006-12-13 03:13:38 · 5 answers · asked by chickie 1 in Television

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Baywatch Theme?

I know that's not really a question, so here's one. I was wondering if anyone knew who the artist behind the new remix of the Baywatch theme tune was? I heard it in a shop yesterday and it's bugging me that I can't find it!

2006-12-13 03:13:34 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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What do you think......?

I should change about myself
http://i14.tinypic.com/2po4ga8.jpg
i absolutely HATE my looks

2006-12-13 03:13:26 · 3 answers · asked by PreppySkaterPunkGirl 1 in Polls & Surveys

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What are your top 5 favorite movies?

2006-12-13 03:13:04 · 19 answers · asked by Lilel 4 in Movies

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Is Anyone Sick Of Hearing The John Stamos Character On Here Talk About His Stupid Mullett!?????

Get The Hell Over It

2006-12-13 03:12:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Can you hold a candle in the cold NOVEMBER RAIN?

http://www.youtub.com/watch?v=3MuAw7

2006-12-13 03:12:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Okay peeps!! It is our first official KFC BOWL Wednesday!!?

Who will begin the festivities?

2006-12-13 03:12:44 · 9 answers · asked by Rowdy's Mama 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What wont you do in public?

I wouldnt spit. Aargh the nastiness.

2006-12-13 03:12:36 · 16 answers · asked by Je♥n 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you regret getting overemotional sometimes?

2006-12-13 03:12:31 · 3 answers · asked by adorable 4 in Polls & Surveys

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where can i download free music videos in windows media player format?

If possible i just want to find some where you right click and click save target as. or if noone knows where i can do this anyone know where i can find akon-smack that video & ll cool j Doin It video in windows media player format? Thanks.

2006-12-13 03:12:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Have you ever had a paranormal experience?

2006-12-13 03:10:57 · 12 answers · asked by Scorpion 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Titantic Movie (The New One) Question?

Is that heaven in the end of the movie, after Rose drops the stone?

2006-12-13 03:10:42 · 14 answers · asked by futuregeologist 2 in Movies

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A quick poll--how many of you have received a yahoo!answers keychain in the mail? And how do you explain that

to your family. lol

2006-12-13 03:10:42 · 19 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

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I am a Leo/Virgo Cusp and he is an Aquarius/Pisces Cusp...?

Two PERFECT SIGNS...should I say 4 perfect signs...hahahah.

How do you think we match up...anyone with similar signs ever experence this combo?! Any thoughts would be greatly appreciated!!!

2006-12-13 03:10:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

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morph.....?

i want to watch the episodes for morph, the disney character. the orange blob. can anyone give me a link?

2006-12-13 03:10:23 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what or you doing?

what up my name is cmack aka craig

2006-12-13 03:10:05 · 8 answers · asked by CRAIG H 1 in Celebrities

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i just seen this crazy lady running down my street chasing after a squirrell?

with a stick in one hand and a boom box playing "ooohh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh just hanging tough"
should i lock all my doors or should i put holes in the knees of my jeans and go dance?

2006-12-13 03:09:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever noticed??!?

the smaller the house and yard the more lights and plastic reindeers and crap on the lawn? Seriously!
(& Merry Christmas ♥)

2006-12-13 03:09:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Better Prom date: Brad Pitt ... or ... John Stamos with the mullet look???

2006-12-13 03:09:04 · 18 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you ever feel contagious?

2006-12-13 03:08:19 · 19 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys