Met this bloke down in Cornwall he had two black eye.
“How did you get those” I asked “Well” he said “the first one I got a few days ago when I was in church and I happened to sit behind Mary the miller’s daughter and she had on this red, silk, clingy dress and when we stood up to sing I noticed that the dress had gone up her bum a little so I leaned over and pulled in out”
Trying not to laugh I asked about the second eye. “Well” he said “yesterday I was in church again only this time with my pal Tom and sure enough we found ourselves sitting behind Mary, who had on the same silky dress and sure enough when we all stood the dress went up her bum a little and, quick as a flash, my pal Tom leaned over and pulled it out - well I know she does not like that so I leaned over and tucked it back in again.”
2006-12-13 03:14:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i had this joke first!!
2006-12-13 03:22:45 · update #1
someone tried to copy post your joke! btw, the joke is hilarious! and i believe a typical scenario in some places... He! He!
2006-12-13 04:22:15 · answer #1 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i swear you have got to be from louisiana because only people from la think like this. lol i am never wearing a dress to church again.
2006-12-13 06:39:52 · answer #2 · answered by Lakers/KobeGirl4Life! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lmao classic red neck joke!
2006-12-13 03:19:53 · answer #3 · answered by starjessiegirl 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
10 / 10 !!!
2006-12-13 04:26:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
another person wrote the same joke just a minute ago. do you know each other?
2006-12-13 03:18:03 · answer #5 · answered by xiss 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
whats the meaning of all the jumbled up letters at the beginning?
2006-12-13 03:18:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I spy copy and paste. But is still funny nonetheless.
2006-12-13 03:22:08 · answer #7 · answered by Shalltell 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
he he
good one
2006-12-13 03:44:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cute! :)
2006-12-13 03:21:33 · answer #9 · answered by gracin_angel 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-13 03:22:09 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋