Entertainment & Music - 13 December 2006

It fits over his mouth!

2006-12-13 04:08:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

on yourself?

2006-12-13 04:08:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How on earth could some like Gwen Stefani came up with a crappy song together with horrible video? I like Gwen, she totally kick-a$s but wtf is that song?

2006-12-13 04:07:51 · 13 answers · asked by A Different Set Of Jaws 1 in Music

2006-12-13 04:07:37 · 6 answers · asked by fireboy5516 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-12-13 04:06:51 · 15 answers · asked by goldie5us 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Jims best poem/song?

i cant decide, but i think shamans blues, and texas radio and the big beat are some of the best.

2006-12-13 04:06:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

....and why?

2006-12-13 04:06:19 · 18 answers · asked by clever nickname 6 in Polls & Surveys

i pass be4 the sun..but yet make no shadow....?

2006-12-13 04:06:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Met this bloke down in Cornwall he had two black eye.

“How did you get those” I asked “Well” he said “the first one I got a few days ago when I was in church and I happened to sit behind Mary the miller’s daughter and she had on this red, silk, clingy dress and when we stood up to sing I noticed that the dress had gone up her bum a little so I leaned over and pulled in out”

Trying not to laugh I asked about the second eye. “Well” he said “yesterday I was in church again only this time with my pal Tom and sure enough we found ourselves sitting behind Mary, who had on the same silky dress and sure enough when we all stood the dress went up her bum a little and, quick as a flash, my pal Tom leaned over and pulled it out - well I know she does not like that so I leaned over and tucked it back in again.”

2006-12-13 04:05:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

He played Raymond;s dad "Frank" in everybody loves Raymond.

It's really sad that he died!!!

2006-12-13 04:05:05 · 14 answers · asked by chato 6 in Celebrities

2006-12-13 04:04:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-13 04:04:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

what do u think i would say when u answered?? would u come out and play or would you be mad that i peed in the bushes?

2006-12-13 04:04:02 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

will you be eating at TB again> or has this food poisoning thing scared you off for good?

2006-12-13 04:03:52 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who is the actress that played the girl friend of Dr. Kerry Weaver. On the show her character died. I saw her last night on CSI Miami but missed the credits.

2006-12-13 04:03:44 · 5 answers · asked by Big Rick 6 in Television

An elderly man lay dying in his little bed, while suffering the agonies of impending death; when he suddenly smells the aroma of his favourite treat, freshly made Welsh cakes, wafting up the stairs from the kitchen.

He gathers his remaining strength, and lifts himself from his bed. And, leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he slowly crawls downstairs.

With laboured breath, he leans against the kitchen door frame, gazing through watery eyes into the kitchen.

Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were dozens of freshly made Welsh cakes fresh from the oven and cooling slowly.

Was he in heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his Devoted Welsh wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this mortal world a truly happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture.

His aged and withered hand trembled as it moved slowly towards the closest Welsh cake, possessing extra raisins, his favourite ones laid out neatly at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked by his wife with a spatula.

"Get off" she says, "they're for the funeral."

2006-12-13 04:03:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have a big smile on my face right this minute.I for one am glad she's back. I knew she had the strength.

2006-12-13 04:03:25 · 15 answers · asked by CM2 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 04:03:07 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

rofl

2006-12-13 04:03:00 · 11 answers · asked by krystal robinson 1 in Music

do you get giddy, emotional, violent, horny, quiet...?

2006-12-13 04:02:25 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 04:01:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 04:01:24 · 16 answers · asked by twatwaffle 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 04:01:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I say Crest for sure!

2006-12-13 03:59:51 · 36 answers · asked by Pinky 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 03:59:28 · 6 answers · asked by OOGLY 4 in Polls & Surveys

It's Christmas...are you living la vida loca? life of quiet desperation? or just getting by?

2006-12-13 03:58:58 · 11 answers · asked by Baby'sMom 7 in Polls & Surveys

Do you know what the episode is called?

2006-12-13 03:58:56 · 6 answers · asked by downsouth9a1231 1 in Television

2006-12-13 03:58:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

these people who have NO sense of humor? I mean COME ON!!!! It must be hell going through life taking everything so seriously. They must get off on cruising around here poo-pooing those of us who were fortunate enough to be born with the gift of sarcasm. Makes me wanna puke. Who's with me?

2006-12-13 03:57:56 · 20 answers · asked by Rowdy's Mama 3 in Polls & Surveys

3 boys were sitting on a bench. The1st little boy said "my dad is so cool he can ride a bike."the 2nd little boy said" Aw !! thats nothing my dad is so cool he can ride a bike backwards .The other little boy said "Yall aint said nothing my dad beats all yall dads" my daddy can eat a light bulb. Every one looking at him in amazement . Your dad cant eat a light bulb, said the 2 boys.The 3rd boy said Oh yes he can , last night i heard him and my mom talking in the bedroom and my dad said if you turn the lights off i'll eat it...........................................

2006-12-13 03:57:35 · 16 answers · asked by AMBRASIA C 2 in Jokes & Riddles