Met this bloke down in Cornwall he had two black eye.
“How did you get those” I asked “Well” he said “the first one I got a few days ago when I was in church and I happened to sit behind Mary the miller’s daughter and she had on this red, silk, clingy dress and when we stood up to sing I noticed that the dress had gone up her bum a little so I leaned over and pulled in out”
Trying not to laugh I asked about the second eye. “Well” he said “yesterday I was in church again only this time with my pal Tom and sure enough we found ourselves sitting behind Mary, who had on the same silky dress and sure enough when we all stood the dress went up her bum a little and, quick as a flash, my pal Tom leaned over and pulled it out - well I know she does not like that so I leaned over and tucked it back in again.”
2006-12-13 04:05:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny. I'll be telling that one at work tonight.
2006-12-13 04:08:44 · answer #1 · answered by KayGeeTX 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2006-12-13 12:52:36 · answer #2 · answered by wildfire224 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-13 12:52:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good 7/10
2006-12-13 12:59:23 · answer #4 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not quick enough for me matey
2006-12-13 12:09:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wonder what happens in the following church meeting... He! He!
2006-12-13 12:23:33 · answer #6 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one!
2006-12-13 13:30:13 · answer #7 · answered by Bev 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-13 12:18:21 · answer #8 · answered by thankkkyouus 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats proper humour ha ha ha ha ha
2006-12-13 12:10:59 · answer #9 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You like Jethro too then?
2006-12-13 12:08:22 · answer #10 · answered by M1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋