Entertainment & Music - 11 December 2006

getting undressed for the first time, he took off his shoes and socks and his toes were discoloured and twisted, "whats that" she said. " well thats coss i had tolio when i was a child" " dont you mean polio she said, No, he said Its because its the toes.
next he took off his trousers and revealed awful looking knees.
" whats that she said. Oh thats kneesels, Dont you mean measles she said, No, he said its coss its the knees,
Next he removed his shorts..

Dont tell me, she said, you had smallcox....

2006-12-11 09:23:02 · 15 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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is that song "i wanna love you" by akon the same as " i wanna f*ck you" with snoop?

2006-12-11 09:22:57 · 13 answers · asked by MiaDiva28 6 in Music

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Would you rock my boat?

I've had a stressful day.

2006-12-11 09:22:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever sat all day in a wine tasting room and went home tipsy?

Oh what a day it was, I was suppose to be Christmas shopping, and was lured into the wine room.

2006-12-11 09:22:06 · 5 answers · asked by Angeleyes 2 in Polls & Surveys

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x-factor's leona not talented!! Yeah right!!!?

i've seen a load of people on here say she is no good and has no talent
i beg to differ

watch the link and see what you think after!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R4YS3CmB2w

2006-12-11 09:21:58 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Am I pink or light purple ?

And I'm sorry to ask you this, I know you're all busy yahooing, but it's been bothering me all day. A friend - let's just call him Mr. K, said today that he thinks I am, in fact, light purple.

LIGHT PURPLE?!

Is this true ? Has my entire life just been a sham ?

2006-12-11 09:21:12 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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funny or not ( hopefully in the right category this time)?

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.

Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"

Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.

"What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!"

She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her chest.

"Pierre! What are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!"

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"

Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He strikes a match and lights it on fire.

Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! And when I go down, I go down in flames!"

2006-12-11 09:20:38 · 18 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Can the World's Strongest Man pick up the World's Fattest Man???

2006-12-11 09:20:10 · 14 answers · asked by J-Kidd "07" 4 in Polls & Surveys

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TV show The Nine; episode "outsiders"?

does anyone know the next showing of the TV show The Nine episode "outsiders"??

2006-12-11 09:19:46 · 2 answers · asked by jjj 2 in Television

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Astrology sign Cancer?

Can somebody please list a detailed description of the astrology sign "Cancer"? I really need one!

2006-12-11 09:19:30 · 6 answers · asked by sawlmw2003 4 in Horoscopes

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When I pop my car horn all the time, does that mean I'm horny?

2006-12-11 09:19:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What kind of guitar is used in bachata music?

My boyfriend wants a guitar for x-mas and he wants it to be a guitar that sounds like the ones in bachata songs like "Un Beso" from Aventura. He says its a type of 5 string guitar but I'm not sure. Can some one help me?

2006-12-11 09:19:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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what's your favorite cologne and where'd you get it?

2006-12-11 09:19:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How do you feel about Gwen Stefani?

WHYYYYY are people all gwen crazy??? I mean, isn't she technically a sellout? Wasn't she a hardcore rock goddess, and now this pop, wanna-be "hip hop" trash artist??? Who else is as frustrated as me with this??? yuck! she can't dress worth a damn! Trust me, I loved rich girl and luxurious...but the titles she is getting in the media as this fashionista are just garbage!
People say Fergie copied her...but at least Fergie's image has stayed the same!!! Just venting here folks..... lol

2006-12-11 09:19:11 · 19 answers · asked by chocolate_krys2000 4 in Celebrities

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Are you almost at your limit for today?

2006-12-11 09:18:54 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Did you see That Girl?

Those eyes, That Hair, That Smile, That Flair, That Girl.
I couldn't believe the clean cut, slicked back George Carlin and the
Archie Bunker with a goatee and heavy accent.

2006-12-11 09:18:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Have you put your Christmas tree up yet??

Ours is up and it's the earliest it's ever been up. I'm so thrilled! ♥

2006-12-11 09:18:15 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who is Joel Madden going to date next?

2006-12-11 09:18:14 · 4 answers · asked by ally 2 in Celebrities