Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!"
She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her chest.
"Pierre! What are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!"
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"
Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He strikes a match and lights it on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! And when I go down, I go down in flames!"
2006-12-11 09:20:38 · 18 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pretty good
2006-12-11 09:24:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 03:11:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahehehehehehehehaha lol
great 10/10
2006-12-11 16:33:41 · answer #3 · answered by ellen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah It wasn't worth the read
2006-12-11 09:24:05 · answer #4 · answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol 10/10 x
2006-12-11 09:42:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i liked that!
it was really pretty funny
9.99999999999999999 out of 10
2006-12-11 09:40:55 · answer #6 · answered by sex_death_rock 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
burning p**sy she would be red hot then 9/10
2006-12-11 09:23:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, That is funny. "Love going down"
2006-12-11 09:52:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was okay. 6/10
2006-12-11 09:36:20 · answer #9 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good lucky she wasn't a Brazilian
2006-12-11 09:25:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too long
2006-12-11 09:33:06 · answer #11 · answered by jon h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋