Okay. There was a woman who had a pretty serious smoking habit, but the building she worked at just recently banned smoking. So she stepped outside but it was raining and she couldn't get her cigarette to stay lit. However, she noticed another woman smoking just fine...but she had some weird contraption on the end of her cigarette. "What is that thing?" -"This? It's a condom...it keeps the rain off the cigarette. Works great, you should try it!"
So our woman walks into the drugstore, and says "Yeah, I need a condom, quick." Pharmacist says, "Well hun, what size?". Woman says "...It's gotta be big enough to fit a camel."
2006-12-07
21:23:37
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