Okay. There was a woman who had a pretty serious smoking habit, but the building she worked at just recently banned smoking. So she stepped outside but it was raining and she couldn't get her cigarette to stay lit. However, she noticed another woman smoking just fine...but she had some weird contraption on the end of her cigarette. "What is that thing?" -"This? It's a condom...it keeps the rain off the cigarette. Works great, you should try it!"
So our woman walks into the drugstore, and says "Yeah, I need a condom, quick." Pharmacist says, "Well hun, what size?". Woman says "...It's gotta be big enough to fit a camel."
2006-12-07 21:23:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. It's a classic! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2006-12-08 09:15:28 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. I never heard that 1 b4.
2006-12-07 22:02:59 · answer #2 · answered by leoluvles4l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More woman than i could handle
2006-12-07 21:50:18 · answer #3 · answered by badbill1941 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i tjought it was great - ignore da ppl that give this negative comments okay
2006-12-07 22:31:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one, keep it up
2006-12-07 21:30:29 · answer #5 · answered by lonetraveler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
new one, huh? twas funny!
2006-12-07 23:09:13 · answer #6 · answered by jedi_rei 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was really funny
=))...u r sure a nice person ,,.:)
2006-12-07 21:29:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
.........or a siglo. Nice one there.
2006-12-07 21:26:19 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame.
2006-12-07 21:32:39 · answer #9 · answered by gtkaren 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yuk.
2006-12-07 21:26:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋