Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2006

2006-12-06 11:10:12 · 23 answers · asked by Right or Left 1 in Comics & Animation

One day a guy with premature ejaculation problems went to a doctor. The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself." So he went out and bought a starter pistol.
When he got home, his wife was naked in bed, ready for him, so they got in the 69 position and started at it. Soon he felt the urge to shoot his load, so he fired the pistol.
The next day he went to the doctor. The doctor asked him how it went. He said, "Not too good. My wife bit off three inches of my dick, **** in my face, and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands up."

2006-12-06 11:09:56 · 9 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Jokes & Riddles

White

2006-12-06 11:09:51 · 23 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 11:09:49 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

♥

2006-12-06 11:09:14 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if a girl that wants you, but can't have you because you let her know you are 'taken', then why do you get jealous when other guys start to flirt with her? Hmmmm.....

2006-12-06 11:08:48 · 9 answers · asked by Venus 3 in Polls & Surveys

cloeen and I agreed on something, lol.

2006-12-06 11:08:47 · 7 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

would a biscuit from Biscuitville satisfy?

2006-12-06 11:08:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She stars as Maddie on the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

2006-12-06 11:08:29 · 2 answers · asked by markusmallam 2 in Television

Board: LIFE and Clue

Card:Speed, poker*heheheh*

2006-12-06 11:07:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

would you choose "Yada, yada, yada", or "The dingo ate your baby", or George screaming "SERENITY NOW!!"

Or some other funny line you remember?

2006-12-06 11:07:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

In my opinion they aren't that great looking.

2006-12-06 11:07:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I only have 4 questions left what else should i probe the minds of yahoo answers about?

2006-12-06 11:07:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

BE HONEST

2006-12-06 11:06:59 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i need that song! can anybody help or give it me online? i cant find it! i saw it on youtube, but i want to put it in my mp3!

2006-12-06 11:06:26 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head
to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner
comes over and asks if he can help them.
Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat
cage up dere,"says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Paddy and
Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to
drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000' foot
drop and says "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out
of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as Gerry falls all the way to the bottom,
killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy
shakes his head and says "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n
dangerous for me!"
THERE'S MORE
Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's
been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff
carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says. He takes a parrot
from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff.
Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot.
Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom
and breaks every bone in his body.
Paddy shakes his head and says "And I'm never trying dat
parrotshooting either!"
IT IS NOT OVER YET
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two
friends when Sean Og appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is
carrying a paper bag out of which he pulls a chicken.
Sean Og then hurls himself off the cliff and
disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was
Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting...
and now Sean Og and his fook'n hengliding!"

2006-12-06 11:06:26 · 17 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Jokes & Riddles

person that you can tell anything to?

2006-12-06 11:06:21 · 16 answers · asked by lol 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 11:06:11 · 5 answers · asked by Prettytrinigyal 3 in Television

What is the third? The word is something everyone uses everyday.

2006-12-06 11:05:58 · 24 answers · asked by Carl-N-Vicky S 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Can anyone tell me a good program for downloading music, movies, and TV shows? (like the originial question XD) I want it to be FREE, please, and easy-to-use. Any ideas?
I already have Limewire, any other ideas?

2006-12-06 11:05:54 · 8 answers · asked by Emirii 3 in Polls & Surveys

ive seen alot, i watch movies so much. but im lookin for sumthing i havent ran into yet or am missing, big fan of hellraiser, and i saw this movie last night called Cube, about these peopel stuck in this cube, awesome movie, ya know shiat like that. god bless you all, except you.

2006-12-06 11:05:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Give the correct title for the following words and if u r the 1st one 2 get it right, i rate u as the best answer!!!!!!
the semi lyrics are as follows:
they see me rollin'
their hatin'
patrolin' tryin' to catch me________________

this is soooooooooooo easy so ANSWER ANSWER ANSWER!

2006-12-06 11:05:06 · 6 answers · asked by wendy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

There is an instrumental Christmas song and I cannot find it anywhere and I don't know the name of it so I'm going to try and see if any of you guys may know it, I've been searching for years.

dun dunna nu du dunna nu
dun dunna nu du dunna nu
Sing! Christmas songs
Sing! Silver Bells
Merry merry merry Christmas
Merry merry merry Christmas
Sing! Christmas cheer

Like that, I know it's awful, I'm sorry! But it sounds like a choir singing and it's mostly music, it doesn't sound anything like jingle bells, or Holy night, or Here comes Santa Clause, it is a very beautiful song that repeats that same pattern.

2006-12-06 11:05:01 · 8 answers · asked by bridetobebrandie 4 in Music

Fergalicious by Fergie

2006-12-06 11:04:39 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

My boss totally thinks his parents are hispanic but i totaly think he is british. but i have really no reason for thinking he is british except he has a british accent in all his movies.

2006-12-06 11:04:06 · 11 answers · asked by juliemiles7 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-06 11:03:44 · 7 answers · asked by Cheerleader♥♥ 2 in Television

I CAN'T GET ON THE COMPUTER!!!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONG I CAN DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVN'T BEEN ON THE COMUTER IN 3 AND A HALF DAYS!!!!!! HOW CAN I GET BACK ON?

2006-12-06 11:03:38 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 11:03:33 · 2 answers · asked by Michelle J 1 in Music

As in techniques to ward off female attackers in much the same way as we currently have specific techniques that only work on males.

Say in about 50-100 years. Also, what would that class consist of?

2006-12-06 11:02:56 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a cheap bottle of wine and a hole in a condom on new years?

2006-12-06 11:02:35 · 6 answers · asked by supahtforyou 4 in Polls & Surveys