One day a guy with premature ejaculation problems went to a doctor. The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself." So he went out and bought a starter pistol.
When he got home, his wife was naked in bed, ready for him, so they got in the 69 position and started at it. Soon he felt the urge to shoot his load, so he fired the pistol.
The next day he went to the doctor. The doctor asked him how it went. He said, "Not too good. My wife bit off three inches of my dick, **** in my face, and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands up."
2006-12-06 11:09:56 · 9 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfaorotfpms funny very funny 10/10
2006-12-06 14:00:22 · answer #1 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Because the truth is that there are many ways to prevent premature ejaculation, and being able to last longer in bed is something that lies within your control.
2016-04-22 11:45:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off.
Who remained on the fence?
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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off.
Who remained on the fence?
OK☼
Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off.
Who remained on the fence?
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I was riding in a taxicab this morning and there was a female dispatcher on the two-way radio. She was dispatching the cabs to various addresses and the usual dispatch chatter was going on. Suddenly, the dispatcher asked? ... Michael Hunt, are you out there... Mike? Do you read me? ... Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt... Come in.... Come In... Come in Mike Hunt.
I don't know why this is so funny to me- it was just a cab ride.
I couldn't stop laughing.
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2006-12-06 14:06:56 · answer #3 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-26 22:34:38 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooh messy
2006-12-06 19:32:57 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-12-06 11:12:23 · answer #6 · answered by soxfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-12-06 11:17:11 · answer #7 · answered by It's just me! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my penis and spit it
2006-12-06 11:16:48 · answer #8 · answered by rod d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's ******* and ******, not ******* because ************ you *********ing bastard.
2006-12-06 11:21:15 · answer #9 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋