Entertainment & Music - 5 December 2006

2006-12-05 09:46:22 · 2 answers · asked by iansollyjane 1 in Music

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I''m sorry to bother you, but I''m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I''ve got a better idea... just for tonight, let''s pretend we''re married."

The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.

"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"

2006-12-05 09:46:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 09:46:12 · 9 answers · asked by LightMyFire 2 in Polls & Surveys

once upon a time in the land of poopingville there lived a little turd named Todd,Todd was insecure because he was not a large turd like his popular brother whom was the champion trophy of the foot ball team.Todd was soft,mushy and not well formed because his parent had Irritable bowel syndrome.All the Turds at shitty highschool made him feel like he didnt fit in the toilet like the rest of the crowd.Well Todd was sad and lonely so he began researching solutions for IBS online,he read that sometimes fiber helps so he dived in a big bowl of metamucil and he came up large,well formed and in the shape of an S....TODD was no the hit of the crowd and happilly flushed down the toilet he is now studying Turdiology in sewage seminary......

2006-12-05 09:45:58 · 15 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 09:45:51 · 17 answers · asked by Obi-wan Kenobi 4 in Music

Hopefully you ladies can see that this is for guys, so please don't bother with the "i'm not into girls....."

2006-12-05 09:45:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a man who works alone decides to quit his job, so he turns off the lights, and walks out of the room. as a result of his action, 200 people die. what job did the man have and why did 200 people die?

2006-12-05 09:45:32 · 8 answers · asked by kate 2 in Jokes & Riddles

As in the muppet show, not sesame street etc. Mines Fozzi Bear.

2006-12-05 09:45:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-05 09:45:03 · 1 answers · asked by joe2002 1 in Music

I'm not even sure if these words are exactly right, but I think it's
"I E E O I E E, I'll let you know who I am inside". We use it in dance class.

2006-12-05 09:44:59 · 3 answers · asked by Tiff [{Majorette}] 2 in Music

my brother told me and i just started laughing.........then i realized he was serious.....

2006-12-05 09:44:29 · 13 answers · asked by SpinKick 6 in Television

2006-12-05 09:44:23 · 1 answers · asked by emileelakey 1 in Music

a long time ago, i used to have a CD, i cant rember any tracks, only that the last one was pretty good, i do rember the dosc tho, it was a dark dark blue, almost black, and it had silver stars all over the disk, i think the album or the band name was something to do with a horse, like falling horse or something, i cant rember, does anyone else know what one it was?

2006-12-05 09:44:23 · 2 answers · asked by Bob7k 3 in Music

2006-12-05 09:44:11 · 7 answers · asked by puresatin03 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 09:43:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

full of love, hate, or anger that you can't express, and it feels like your heart will blow up? why?

2006-12-05 09:43:20 · 8 answers · asked by ♥Angel♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

i need a lyrics website

2006-12-05 09:43:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

your lips when you smile.....

2006-12-05 09:43:11 · 27 answers · asked by supahtforyou 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 09:43:06 · 16 answers · asked by Brittany Lynn 1 in Polls & Surveys

who singz the song we fly no lie n u kno it n what is it called ???

2006-12-05 09:42:21 · 5 answers · asked by ? GH3TTO PRiiNC3SS ? 1 in Music

ok guys i expect lots of answers for this question. what is your favorite.....

1. book
2. movie
3. hair color for the opposite sex
4. subject in school
5. food
6. color
7. country
8. name for guys and girls
9. long or short hair for girls/ guys
10. song
11. website
12. t.v. show
13. celeb.
14. country
14. pet
15. do you like egg nog? why or why not?

do you like the name marianna (pronounced mary then anna)?

2006-12-05 09:42:05 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Not the kill Bill one but a new song.

2006-12-05 09:41:37 · 16 answers · asked by nicnic97365 2 in Music

i personally dont think its great.....but she wanted me to post it here to see what you guys think....

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How do Chinese parents choose their childern's name?




By throwing a fork down the stairs....ching.....chong... dong....

haha?

2006-12-05 09:41:09 · 10 answers · asked by xombiecats 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-05 09:40:56 · 1 answers · asked by babe_00001 2 in Music

we heard he quit. ????

2006-12-05 09:40:28 · 2 answers · asked by JP 1 in Celebrities

mine would have to be a walk to remember i love that movie it makes me cry everytime

2006-12-05 09:40:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-12-05 09:40:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Do you guys like the name Misa Campo? or Carolyn Savage? Does it sound pornish? I like that name alot but need your opinion.

2006-12-05 09:38:43 · 17 answers · asked by Nisha T 1 in Magazines

In the new james bond movie what is the name of the song.

2006-12-05 09:38:15 · 2 answers · asked by parkerpjd 1 in Movies

if so, could you share it with me but not bearshare kazaa or limewire?

2006-12-05 09:38:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music