once upon a time in the land of poopingville there lived a little turd named Todd,Todd was insecure because he was not a large turd like his popular brother whom was the champion trophy of the foot ball team.Todd was soft,mushy and not well formed because his parent had Irritable bowel syndrome.All the Turds at shitty highschool made him feel like he didnt fit in the toilet like the rest of the crowd.Well Todd was sad and lonely so he began researching solutions for IBS online,he read that sometimes fiber helps so he dived in a big bowl of metamucil and he came up large,well formed and in the shape of an S....TODD was no the hit of the crowd and happilly flushed down the toilet he is now studying Turdiology in sewage seminary......
2006-12-05 09:45:58 · 15 answers · asked by ? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
HEY FOR THE PEOPLE WHO THINK THIS IS RETARDED KIZZ MY AZZ YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO LAUGH ARE U THAT CONSTIPATED?MAYBE TRY BLASTING URSELF WITH SOME EX-LAX OR SENNA LAXATIVES OR EVEN GET A COLONIC! U NEED ONE BAD
2006-12-05 09:54:50 · update #1
That's just sick. That was in very poor taste, I am sorry that you have nothing else to do than write horrible stories like this on the internet.
2006-12-05 09:57:52 · answer #1 · answered by ravenmad2678 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious
2006-12-05 17:47:56 · answer #2 · answered by Robert B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know this is not really funny...stick to asking questions bud
2006-12-05 17:50:42 · answer #3 · answered by princetongurl898 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow... i don't know what to say... that was absolutely freakin' mind boggling. Thank you so much for sharing that life altering poop story. I will share it with my family. :)
2006-12-05 17:50:22 · answer #4 · answered by chanteuse87 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very mature material here.
2006-12-05 18:05:09 · answer #5 · answered by intenseone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oaky now
2006-12-05 17:47:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
Yes that is very funny!
2006-12-05 18:15:44 · answer #7 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude that was awesome!!!! Did u make it up?
2006-12-05 17:48:24 · answer #8 · answered by Tiff [{Majorette}] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude..are you half retarded?!..you must be if you think that's normal
2006-12-05 17:52:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're bored, aren't you.
2006-12-05 17:48:33 · answer #10 · answered by Nani 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋