Entertainment & Music - 26 November 2006

For decades two heroic statues, one male and one female,faced each other in a city park,until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "that I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want to." And with a clap of his hand, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking conspiratorically.

Grinning even more widely, the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down, and I'll sh*t on it's head

2006-11-26 07:31:28 · 21 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

This 13 year old boy asked me...

1.Do you like Yahoo!Answers...
I say...Yea,I LOVE Yahoo!Answers

2.What's ur favorite Books,T.V. Shows,and Films
I say...My favorite book Is GARGOYLES,My fave T.V. show Is Hannah Montana,and my fave film Is MONSTER HOUSE.

3.What grade are you In?
I am In the 8th grade...

4.Do you go to Middle School?
I say..Yes,I am In a Middle School(6-8 graders)

5.Do u do good In school,and get straight A's?
I say...I do good,and bad In school,and I don't get straight A's

6.For gym,do you have locker rooms,and showers?
I say...Yes,we have locker rooms,and showers.

Now,you answer those questions.Everyone else answer em too,please?

2006-11-26 07:31:14 · 12 answers · asked by I am 14 And In the 8th grade! 5 in Polls & Surveys

... ok so there was a mouse with her baby mice following behind her when a cat pounces out and starts hissing at them. all the baby mice hid behind their mother who sat up on her hind legs and said "WOOF!". the cat turned and ran away. The mother mouse turned to her babies and said " That is why it is good to learn a second language."

that was one of my grandpa's cheesy jokes :D

2006-11-26 07:30:05 · 10 answers · asked by Olivia 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-26 07:30:02 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Why must Barry Scott shout at me so?

2006-11-26 07:29:43 · 14 answers · asked by Bongo 2 in Television

who likes shady? if u do then gimme ur addy and we can talk about slim

2006-11-26 07:29:32 · 7 answers · asked by Argiiii. 5 in Music

i came home from the pub today and there was a packet of fairy washing powder on my television.
i said to the wife ''wots that doing there''and she said''i couldnt find the ariel'

TO THOSE THAT DONT KNOW ARIEL IS ANOTHER WASHINGPOWDER.so itwas a play on wrds geditt

2006-11-26 07:28:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-26 07:27:24 · 12 answers · asked by og1025 1 in Celebrities

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2006-11-26 07:27:15 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

for his white horse to be president?

2006-11-26 07:26:52 · 11 answers · asked by MineNOTyours 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-26 07:26:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

well i got one song on there and its "American Idiot" and i would like to have a few more songs on there. how can i do this???

2006-11-26 07:26:32 · 4 answers · asked by *Living a {{ღяøM@N!Cღ}} Tragity* 5 in Music

and country....and pop.....and etc?

2006-11-26 07:26:26 · 12 answers · asked by Christie D 2 in Music

A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kinds of boobs?" Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't... there are all kinds of breasts... depending on a woman's age - in her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions, Dad?" "Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...."

Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?" The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration

2006-11-26 07:25:49 · 20 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

what kind?
6/16-24

2006-11-26 07:25:08 · 21 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

Entertainment Weekly said in their August issue that our new James Bond (Daniel Craig) had dated Katherine Moss. Is this true? And if so, when?
Also, is Daniel Craig currently married?

2006-11-26 07:24:57 · 4 answers · asked by domesticgoddess 4 in Celebrities

not dog its HOGS

2006-11-26 07:23:48 · 16 answers · asked by No Picture 1 in Polls & Surveys

A group of Aussie gangsters are sitting around deliberating over methods they will employ in robbing a bank.

After a lot of thought, they all agree on the way to go about it.

In the wee hours of the following morning they meet and embark on their plans to get rich.

Once inside the bank, efforts at disabling the internal security system get under way immediately.

The robbers, expecting to find one or two huge safes filled with cash and valuables, are more than surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered strategically throughout the bank.

The first safe's combination is cracked and inside the robbers find only a bowl of vanilla pudding.

'Well,' says one robber to another, 'at least we get a bit to eat.'

They open up the second safe and it also contains nothing but vanilla pudding and the process continues until all the safes are opened and there is not one dollar, a diamond, or an ounce of gold to be found.

Instead, all the safes contain containers of pudding.

Disappointed, each of the mobsters makes a quiet exit, leaving with nothing more than queasy, uncomfortably full stomachs.

The following morning, a Sydney newspaper headline reads, 'Australia's largest sperm bank robbed early this morning.'

2006-11-26 07:23:14 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-26 07:23:12 · 3 answers · asked by leanne t 1 in Music

2006-11-26 07:22:56 · 10 answers · asked by MineNOTyours 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-26 07:22:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if you could be any famous person for a day who would you be & why? (i'll would like to be either kelly clarkson or emma watson as i would like both of their lifestyles)

2006-11-26 07:22:56 · 16 answers · asked by hermionesimpson_granger 1 in Celebrities

"mag kahawak and ating kamay, na walang kamalaymalay, at tinulungan mo ang puso ko na umibig ng tunay"

2006-11-26 07:22:48 · 2 answers · asked by confused person 1 in Music

2006-11-26 07:22:37 · 1 answers · asked by thelastspartan_rns 1 in Other - Entertainment

Well I used to be obsesed with Buffy the vampire slayer but now i am getting in to Charmed wich do you like?

2006-11-26 07:22:01 · 9 answers · asked by XOXOXuXnoXuXloveXmeXOXOX 2 in Television

2006-11-26 07:21:54 · 14 answers · asked by Rosebud 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-26 07:21:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-26 07:21:30 · 22 answers · asked by MineNOTyours 1 in Polls & Surveys

either the name of the ruler or their status

2006-11-26 07:21:21 · 12 answers · asked by Amy G 1 in Horoscopes

What are you now? What would you become?

2006-11-26 07:21:03 · 14 answers · asked by CresentMoon 4 in Polls & Surveys