For decades two heroic statues, one male and one female,faced each other in a city park,until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "that I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want to." And with a clap of his hand, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking conspiratorically.
Grinning even more widely, the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down, and I'll sh*t on it's head
2006-11-26 07:31:28 · 21 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny in a way
2006-11-26 07:32:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
HELL yeah it's funny. I'd be pretty pissed too if birds crapped on me for decades . Only thing is, the punchline took a couple seconds to click for me. But when it did... yup it's definitely one I would tell.
2006-11-26 16:04:18 · answer #2 · answered by singingkitty01 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, those statues are some smart son of a guns.
2006-11-26 15:38:14 · answer #3 · answered by ---Imperfect Disaster--- 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ploppy I begin to wonder how old you are, heard this before while I was living in Amsterdam so about 1988 or thereabouts - I've not read one by you that I haven't heard before in one form or another
2006-11-26 15:39:03 · answer #4 · answered by kimbridge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ploppy That's another big thumbs up has to be LMAO here
2006-11-27 05:43:34 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good heavens
2006-11-26 15:33:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Freaking hilarious! I loved it.
2006-11-26 15:34:01 · answer #7 · answered by Chile_H_Pepper 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! Wrong,but hilarious! =D
2006-11-26 15:39:01 · answer #8 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
super funny
2006-11-26 15:34:51 · answer #9 · answered by buddy dog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before~but yes it is funny!
2006-11-26 18:28:42 · answer #10 · answered by bluerose123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋