A group of Aussie gangsters are sitting around deliberating over methods they will employ in robbing a bank.
After a lot of thought, they all agree on the way to go about it.
In the wee hours of the following morning they meet and embark on their plans to get rich.
Once inside the bank, efforts at disabling the internal security system get under way immediately.
The robbers, expecting to find one or two huge safes filled with cash and valuables, are more than surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered strategically throughout the bank.
The first safe's combination is cracked and inside the robbers find only a bowl of vanilla pudding.
'Well,' says one robber to another, 'at least we get a bit to eat.'
They open up the second safe and it also contains nothing but vanilla pudding and the process continues until all the safes are opened and there is not one dollar, a diamond, or an ounce of gold to be found.
Instead, all the safes contain containers of pudding.
Disappointed, each of the mobsters makes a quiet exit, leaving with nothing more than queasy, uncomfortably full stomachs.
The following morning, a Sydney newspaper headline reads, 'Australia's largest sperm bank robbed early this morning.'
2006-11-26 07:23:14 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny, and yet gross. Appropritate!
2006-11-26 07:25:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok this is my favourite but it's pretty bad :) Q. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A. A carrot :) hehe Q. What to the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? A. Look grandad no hands :) Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick :) Q. Why are pirates called pirates? A. Because they aaarrreee Q. What's grey and has a trunk? A. A mouse going on holiday Q. What's brown and has a trunk? A. A mouse coming back from holiday :) :) Hope you at least smiled :)
2016-05-23 05:10:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe funny but read this one:
A bible teacher ask's her students what part of there body goes to heaven first. One student says you hands, because that is what you pray with
Another says your heart, because that is what makes you humen.
Then little Billy says you feet. The teacher looks puzzled and ask's why. Jhonny says "because once I went into my parents bed room and my mommy had her feet up in the air and was saying "oh God hurry up."
2006-11-26 07:27:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Gross, yet very funny. Someone actually came up with a good joke for a change!
2006-11-26 07:34:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a joke Thumbs up loved it LMAO
2006-11-26 22:24:42 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude i feel sick and i hope i dont have to give the money back for my donation Lol
2006-11-26 07:28:50 · answer #6 · answered by dan T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. They thought it was pudding but it was sperm. Yuck
2006-11-26 07:27:22 · answer #7 · answered by Gabriel m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is one of the best jokes I've ever heard!
LOL! =D
2006-11-26 07:53:51 · answer #8 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was it full cream pudding ?
2006-11-26 21:29:06 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think an aussi would mind ,wonderful joke
2006-11-26 07:34:52 · answer #10 · answered by bad tooth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋