A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kinds of boobs?" Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't... there are all kinds of breasts... depending on a woman's age - in her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions, Dad?" "Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...."
Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?" The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration
2006-11-26 07:25:49 · 20 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol =D I like that one!
2006-11-26 07:27:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2006-11-26 15:27:51 · answer #2 · answered by Shemp 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha. Keep them coming !
Have you noticed how many Christmas trees there are in windows ?
2006-11-27 05:24:14 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny,and the truth hurts
2006-11-26 15:29:28 · answer #4 · answered by danp 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wasnt bad. Wasnt very good either
2006-11-26 15:28:50 · answer #5 · answered by Gabriel m 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard it but always funny
2006-11-26 15:31:01 · answer #6 · answered by dan T 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute, gave me a chuckle.
2006-11-26 15:29:33 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG you are really good at these loving it LMAO
2006-11-27 06:19:43 · answer #8 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that where the term jingle bells comes from?
2006-11-26 15:27:54 · answer #9 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-26 15:31:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes,good joke
2006-11-26 15:35:47 · answer #11 · answered by Nemo <3 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋