"BECAUSE HEAVEN IS A BIG PLACE, YOU WILL NEED A VEHICLE TO RIDE IN. YOU GET THE VEHICLE DEPENDING ON HOW MANY TIMES U CHEATED ON UR SPOUSE", SAYS THE ANGEL. THE FIRST WOMAN CLAIMS SHE CHEATED 7 TIMES AND THE ANGEL GIVES HER A PICK UP TRUCK. THE SECOND WOMAN CLAIMS SHE CHEATED 3 TIMES. THE ANGEL GIVES HER A MINIVAN. THE THIRD WOMAN SAYS SHE CHEATED 0 TIMES AND THE ANGEL GIVES HER A HUMMER.
WHILE THE THIRD LADY IS DRINVING IN HER HUMMER AROUND HEAVEN, SHE SPOTS A GUY FROM AFAR ON A SKATEBOARD. WHEN SHE RIDES PAST HIM, SHE RECOGNIZES HIM AS HER HUSBAND....
2006-11-25
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