"BECAUSE HEAVEN IS A BIG PLACE, YOU WILL NEED A VEHICLE TO RIDE IN. YOU GET THE VEHICLE DEPENDING ON HOW MANY TIMES U CHEATED ON UR SPOUSE", SAYS THE ANGEL. THE FIRST WOMAN CLAIMS SHE CHEATED 7 TIMES AND THE ANGEL GIVES HER A PICK UP TRUCK. THE SECOND WOMAN CLAIMS SHE CHEATED 3 TIMES. THE ANGEL GIVES HER A MINIVAN. THE THIRD WOMAN SAYS SHE CHEATED 0 TIMES AND THE ANGEL GIVES HER A HUMMER.
WHILE THE THIRD LADY IS DRINVING IN HER HUMMER AROUND HEAVEN, SHE SPOTS A GUY FROM AFAR ON A SKATEBOARD. WHEN SHE RIDES PAST HIM, SHE RECOGNIZES HIM AS HER HUSBAND....
2006-11-25 16:47:53 · 20 answers · asked by LittleBit 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
please jsut tell me if u get the joke or not or if it is funny or not, dont give the answer away...
2006-11-25 16:48:35 · update #1
EXAMPLE: Mr. trophy just gave the answer away. the same as the ending...
2006-11-25 16:51:46 · update #2
Yeah, I get it.....don't think the Christians out there will be as open minded as I am,but yeah, I get it.....lol
2006-11-25 16:52:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is the same joke where 3 men were in heaven. One was a decent man with no sins at all was given a Mercedes Benz to drive in heaven, a 2nd man with a few sins here and there was given a Toyota to drive and the 3rd person was given a motor-cycle for having committed more sins then the others.
Once they were all at a traffic stop, the guys in the Toyota and m/cycle was in a happy mood but the guy in the Mercedes was sad. On inquiring as to why he was sad, he replied that he just met his wife on a skate-board.
2006-11-25 16:57:26 · answer #2 · answered by sonisunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The husband got a skateboard because he cheated so many times. Kind of funny.
2006-11-25 16:56:58 · answer #3 · answered by Sexy Ray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohh I get it. Sorta funny/ironic.
2006-11-26 02:26:45 · answer #4 · answered by Banana Hero [sic] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it. Its kind of funny. I saw it coming though. Sorry.
2006-11-25 16:55:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
got it
sux
and give what ending away? you just did
2006-11-25 16:49:54 · answer #6 · answered by Nicky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So why did she back up over him? And where is her twin sister on a uni-cycle?
2006-11-25 17:00:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hah! i get it buts its not funny to tell to someone on the street.
2006-11-25 16:51:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, am I the only one who doesn't get it!?
2006-11-25 16:54:11 · answer #9 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get and it is funny!
2006-11-25 16:51:56 · answer #10 · answered by neopet9700 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋