Entertainment & Music - 21 November 2006

Little Johnny was heard by his mother reciting his homework: "Two plus two, the son of a ***** is four; four plus four, the son of a ***** is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a *****...'"


"Johnny !" shouted his mother. "Watch your language! You're not allowed to use the swearwords." "But, Mom," replied the boy, "that's what the teacher taught us, and she said to recite it out loud till we learned it."


Next day Johnny's mother went right into the classroom to complain. "Oh, heavens !" said the teacher. "That's not what I taught them. They're supposed to say, 'Two plus two, the sum of which is four.' "

2006-11-21 14:53:55 · 12 answers · asked by Orion M 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-21 14:53:53 · 25 answers · asked by Sarah the Ballerina 2 in Music

2006-11-21 14:52:51 · 23 answers · asked by the m 1 in Celebrities

free to face the life that's ahead of me
On board, i'm the captain, so climb aboard
We'll search for tomorrow on every shore
And i'll try, oh lord, i'll try to carry on

What song are these lines from and who sang it ?

2006-11-21 14:52:03 · 10 answers · asked by Big Daddy 4 in Polls & Surveys

Please answer.

2006-11-21 14:51:24 · 3 answers · asked by Sarah the Ballerina 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-21 14:51:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Sam's adopted father has a connection to the Cassadine's. What is it, and in what episode did we find out?

2006-11-21 14:50:41 · 1 answers · asked by toni e 1964 1 in Comics & Animation

I'm trying to bulk up!

2006-11-21 14:50:19 · 14 answers · asked by confustricated 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 14:50:03 · 19 answers · asked by Squishy 2 in Television

2006-11-21 14:50:02 · 3 answers · asked by PK's_Gal 1 in Celebrities

Like all of us had a heart but it got broke what if it got wise?

2006-11-21 14:49:52 · 4 answers · asked by Sheila B 2 in Polls & Surveys

I've heard it's one of their best. Hmm, hard to top ones like Number, Powerslave.

2006-11-21 14:49:32 · 8 answers · asked by Iron What? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Okay there was a plane with 20 people on board it was flying from east germany to west germany in the old days, then all of a sudden they hit terrible turbulance and crashed in no-mans land and the people survived, WHERE DID THEY BURY THE BODIES east or west germany?

Whoever gets it right first gets 10pts

2006-11-21 14:49:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

a site with diffrent jokes for each day that are e-mailed to u?

2006-11-21 14:49:04 · 5 answers · asked by Jordan B 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-21 14:48:34 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mine was how to save a life by the fray, really a good song!

2006-11-21 14:48:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I like eating live beavers and water buffalo's

2006-11-21 14:48:00 · 24 answers · asked by confustricated 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 14:47:57 · 14 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 14:47:38 · 8 answers · asked by aabrarhussain 1 in Movies

what is one plus one

lol

2006-11-21 14:47:29 · 24 answers · asked by The brainteaser 5 in Jokes & Riddles

It's just no good anymore since she went away
Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday


What is the loneliest ?
What can be as bad as the other ?

2006-11-21 14:47:13 · 5 answers · asked by Big Daddy 4 in Polls & Surveys

will you be smushed because of a teddies obsession with killing humans?

2006-11-21 14:47:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hint the walking dead looks cool

2006-11-21 14:47:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-11-21 14:46:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There must be a lot of teenagers on here tonight..... nothing seems to be spelled right, and everything is typed out as if it were a text message... Well, I guess that's the public school system for you.

2006-11-21 14:46:14 · 19 answers · asked by Death Virus 6 in Polls & Surveys

no details

2006-11-21 14:45:10 · 7 answers · asked by Shark 7 in Jokes & Riddles

me andy my brother are deciding if its about the lead singer breaking up w/ his gf and wants her back or if hes just cheating on her.

2006-11-21 14:45:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

it's like long december but not. he visits his girl and she is pregnant and the car seats are cold? i need to find this song.

2006-11-21 14:44:56 · 3 answers · asked by jason d 1 in Music

it's a song by aaron neville and was featured in the movie 'the truth about cats and dogs" i've searched and searched but to no avail.

2006-11-21 14:44:50 · 1 answers · asked by NoDeal21 3 in Music

Tall I am young
Short I am old,
while with life do I glow,
your breath is my foe

2006-11-21 14:44:30 · 9 answers · asked by patience v 2 in Jokes & Riddles