Little Johnny was heard by his mother reciting his homework: "Two plus two, the son of a ***** is four; four plus four, the son of a ***** is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a *****...'"
"Johnny !" shouted his mother. "Watch your language! You're not allowed to use the swearwords." "But, Mom," replied the boy, "that's what the teacher taught us, and she said to recite it out loud till we learned it."
Next day Johnny's mother went right into the classroom to complain. "Oh, heavens !" said the teacher. "That's not what I taught them. They're supposed to say, 'Two plus two, the sum of which is four.' "
2006-11-21 14:53:55 · 12 answers · asked by Orion M 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol funny ^_^
misunderstanding hehehe
2006-11-21 15:07:43 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That little Johnny is always up to something!! LOL that was a good one.
2006-11-21 23:17:58 · answer #2 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little johnny decided he was old enough to start swearing. He decided the word was going to be A.S.S. His little brother wanted to swear too so Johnny told him he could say goddam.
They went downstairs for breakfast. When mom asked what they wanted his brother said, "I want some goddam cereal."
His mother grabbed him and slapped his butt and sent him to his room.
She looked at Johnny and said,"What do you want?"
He said." You can bet your a.s.s I don't want no goddam cereal."
2006-11-21 23:20:36 · answer #3 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL...i love Little Johnny!!!
2006-11-21 22:57:33 · answer #4 · answered by micmegan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute and smart is the other name of Little Johnny..I love him.
.....good 1.........lol
2006-11-21 23:13:44 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see you have some competitcion from an answerer...
2006-11-22 17:53:45 · answer #6 · answered by A Pure Test 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
were you a little johnny?
2006-11-21 23:00:51 · answer #7 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah ah ah aha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha
2006-11-21 23:47:07 · answer #8 · answered by mistery person 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good, funny joke
2006-11-21 23:01:52 · answer #9 · answered by mystic_chez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
good one.
2006-11-21 22:56:46 · answer #10 · answered by S.A.M. Gunner 7212 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋