Jesus walks into a bar and approaches three sad-looking men. "What's troubling you, my son?" says Jesus to the first man.
"My eyes are bad," says the man. "Every year I see less and less."
Jesus touches the man's head and his vision is immediately restored.
Jesus goes to the second man and asks the same question.
The man replies, "I'm lame in my right leg."
Jesus touches the man's leg and he leaps to his feet.
Jesus approaches the third man, who immediately picks up a bar stool and fends Jesus off....."Get the hell away from me!" he shouts. "I'm on disability!"

2006-11-19 09:29:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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why does it seem like?

most people don't get it

2006-11-19 09:29:30 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what if u met zac efron?

what if u meet zac efron what would u say to him.i would say ur ugly bye talentlise dork.

2006-11-19 09:29:19 · 12 answers · asked by bloo b 3 in Celebrities

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i need sum nice songs for the party at my place?

2006-11-19 09:28:59 · 5 answers · asked by LIL DEVIL 2 in Music

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in the movie Casino Royale where were the mountain and lake scenery shots taken?

I loved to see the lakes and surrounding mountains, could it be Germany ???

2006-11-19 09:28:25 · 3 answers · asked by itawaka girl 1 in Movies

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What do you think I should do with this feather?

It's so pretty and soft and fluffy... any ideas on what would be the best use for such a lovely object?

2006-11-19 09:28:06 · 38 answers · asked by Feathery 6 in Polls & Surveys

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You know when you get?

fed up with a woman, should you be able to trade her in like you would a car. Answers from men only please!!!!!

2006-11-19 09:27:49 · 9 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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why is zac efron a celebrity?

why is he a celebrity he isnt even cool he is a dork.also seriously he doesnt sing good even a nerd would sing better then him.he doesnt disereve to be one he doesnt even have talent people must be out of there minds for hiring him seriously.what do you think.

2006-11-19 09:27:48 · 10 answers · asked by bloo b 3 in Celebrities

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did anyone get stalked on y/a??

because there's this one guy who i used to stalk. is any one stalking or has been stalked on y/a??

2006-11-19 09:27:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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ABC Day Break?

http://howimetyourmother.fanation.com/?C1924_582362

2006-11-19 09:27:41 · 1 answers · asked by shaun k 1 in Television

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Hawkeyes Mihawk vs Gamabunta(frog chief)?

2006-11-19 09:27:26 · 2 answers · asked by Mr.happy 4 in Comics & Animation

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What is the quicksand of your life?

2006-11-19 09:26:34 · 18 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What is the origin of your name?

2006-11-19 09:26:15 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Which is stronger, Good or Evil?

Which one do you think will win...why??

2006-11-19 09:26:14 · 22 answers · asked by sogullablegurly 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Does the song chop suey by system of a down have a deeper meening?

What does the song meen by angels deserve to die what does the song meen?

2006-11-19 09:25:47 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Ciara is at my front door, Should I invite her in?

2006-11-19 09:25:36 · 4 answers · asked by ToolBox™ is back 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Did anyone see Criss Angel on Nov. 15th???

Hello, did anyone see Criss Angel this past Wednesday? November 15th 2006. If anyone saw it could you please let me know what happened, or if it was new? My satellite is still out and i didn't get to see it again. Thanks.

2006-11-19 09:25:28 · 1 answers · asked by luvdogs 3 in Television

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