The Top 20
Things Women Say...
And What They Really Mean.
#1. It's your decision...
Really Means
You better pick what I want if you know what's good for you.
#2. We need to talk...
Really Means
I need to complain.
#3. Sure...Go ahead...
Really Means
Baby, please don't leave me here all alone.
#4. I'm not upset...
Really Means
Of course I'm upset, you moron!
#5. I need wedding shoes...
Really Means
The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.
#6. You're so manly...
Really Means
You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
#7. You're certainly attentive tonight...
Really Means
Is sex all you ever think about?
#8. Be romantic, turn out the lights...
Really Means
I have flabby thighs.
#9. I'll be ready in a minute...
Really Means
Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
#10. Do you love me?
Really Means
Will you buy me something really expensive?
#11. HOW much do you love me?
Really Means
I did something today you're really not going to like.
#12. I heard a noise...
Really Means
I noticed you were almost asleep.
#13. Am I fat?
Really Means
Tell me I'm beautiful.
#14. You have to learn to communicate...
Really Means
Just agree with me.
#15. I don't want to talk about it...
Really Means
Go away, I'm still building up steam
#16. Are you listening to me!?
Really Means
[Too late, you're dead]
#17. Yes...
Really Means
No...
#18. No...
Really Means
No!
#19. Maybe...
Really Means
No.
#20. All we're going to get is some laundy detergent...
Really Means
It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department and the shoe department. I also need to get this cute skirt I found, and oh my goodness, those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and... Oh by the way, Did you bring your checkbook?
2006-11-07
05:51:28
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chris b
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