The Top 20
Things Women Say...
And What They Really Mean.
#1. It's your decision...
Really Means
You better pick what I want if you know what's good for you.
#2. We need to talk...
Really Means
I need to complain.
#3. Sure...Go ahead...
Really Means
Baby, please don't leave me here all alone.
#4. I'm not upset...
Really Means
Of course I'm upset, you moron!
#5. I need wedding shoes...
Really Means
The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.
#6. You're so manly...
Really Means
You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
#7. You're certainly attentive tonight...
Really Means
Is sex all you ever think about?
#8. Be romantic, turn out the lights...
Really Means
I have flabby thighs.
#9. I'll be ready in a minute...
Really Means
Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
#10. Do you love me?
Really Means
Will you buy me something really expensive?
#11. HOW much do you love me?
Really Means
I did something today you're really not going to like.
#12. I heard a noise...
Really Means
I noticed you were almost asleep.
#13. Am I fat?
Really Means
Tell me I'm beautiful.
#14. You have to learn to communicate...
Really Means
Just agree with me.
#15. I don't want to talk about it...
Really Means
Go away, I'm still building up steam
#16. Are you listening to me!?
Really Means
[Too late, you're dead]
#17. Yes...
Really Means
No...
#18. No...
Really Means
No!
#19. Maybe...
Really Means
No.
#20. All we're going to get is some laundy detergent...
Really Means
It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department and the shoe department. I also need to get this cute skirt I found, and oh my goodness, those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and... Oh by the way, Did you bring your checkbook?
2006-11-07 05:51:28 · 19 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
At last, a man who has it sussed - what took you so long?
2006-11-07 05:52:58 · answer #1 · answered by Ally 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i have nothing to wear means if i huff and puff long enough and say okay" I'll just have one more look in the back of the wardrobe then you come down with your latest brand new dress and say "oh look i just found this, do you remember i bought it ages ago"
"lets not buy each other gofts this christmas" really means "you best buy me something good"
2006-11-12 12:14:44 · answer #2 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I'm a woman... some of those are true, like 'maybe' meaning 'no'. But some of those are rubbish! We do listen to men you know. (We have no choice!)
Some of it was funny to read though.
2006-11-07 13:54:30 · answer #3 · answered by ☼lola☼ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
finally someone understands, just forward this around the rest of the male population and all will be well and good xXx
2006-11-07 14:16:27 · answer #4 · answered by Star dust 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aah! You're Learning! LOL.
That explains it! LOL. LOL.
J/K.
2006-11-08 15:36:35 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very true indeed
my last repeat Last girlfriend said to me
you know i really love you dont you ?
she had crashed my car what could i say ?
2006-11-07 14:12:36 · answer #6 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The best part is that it's so true.
2006-11-07 14:00:06 · answer #7 · answered by snowbaby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great!! It's all just too true. LOL
2006-11-07 14:08:37 · answer #8 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i look a mess. really means . can i have £4,000 for a face life.
2006-11-07 13:53:53 · answer #9 · answered by just -2-clicks 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG! you nailed it thats thats the same exacts thing women need and say and want ............right on dude ....right on!
2006-11-07 13:53:39 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Sasha♥ 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋