2 rednecks, Clem and Billy-Jim, are out walking their dog at night. Then, the dog runs off randomly. The 2 rednecks pull out their flashlights and begin looking for the dog.
Soon, they find the dog, but discover that he had made his way to the other side of a river. The rednecks didn't want to get wet, but they needed to get to their dog. They sat and pondered a moment, then Clem said,
"Billy-Jim, I dun gots me an idear! Ima shine my flashlight across the river, and then you can walk over on the beam of light!"
Billy-Jim replied, "Clem, do yall really think I'm that stupid? You're just gonna turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway across!"
So, what does the viewing public think?
2006-11-04
19:37:15
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