2 rednecks, Clem and Billy-Jim, are out walking their dog at night. Then, the dog runs off randomly. The 2 rednecks pull out their flashlights and begin looking for the dog.
Soon, they find the dog, but discover that he had made his way to the other side of a river. The rednecks didn't want to get wet, but they needed to get to their dog. They sat and pondered a moment, then Clem said,
"Billy-Jim, I dun gots me an idear! Ima shine my flashlight across the river, and then you can walk over on the beam of light!"
Billy-Jim replied, "Clem, do yall really think I'm that stupid? You're just gonna turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway across!"
So, what does the viewing public think?
2006-11-04 19:37:15 · 12 answers · asked by Canadian Bacon 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha.......I liked it....... funny indeed.......LMAO
You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud
Light.
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum
skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you
didn't have to wait for a commercial.
2006-11-04 23:44:38 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You tell me if this isn't the ultimate Redneck. there is this cellular abode I pressure by technique of often times. The backyard is laid low with automobile parts and toys. It also has the prerequisite automobile on blocks . very last week i became passing even as i spotted an addition to the backyard. someone had made a baby length automobile out of packing crates and it became up on blocks a twin of dad's old automobile. Now ,it really is a Redneck !
2016-11-28 19:17:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. But I think the names shoudl be changed to George and Jeb.
2006-11-04 19:40:26 · answer #3 · answered by Luken 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I guess it might be funny to another red neck, but it does not do it for me ! Sorry
2006-11-04 19:41:15 · answer #4 · answered by g_man 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm sorry to say but i didn't find it funny! but it's okay people have different ways of finding a thing that's funny
2006-11-04 19:49:11 · answer #5 · answered by kurotenshi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
average, no laughing out loud from me Im afraid.
2006-11-04 19:39:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't care who ya are, that's funny right thar.
2006-11-04 19:47:04 · answer #7 · answered by rsqur 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol not bad but not brilliant either
2006-11-04 20:21:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha..i liked it too...they are so stuupid..how can they walk on beam....hehehehhehe.....lol
2006-11-04 20:05:54 · answer #9 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry, pretty lame
2006-11-04 19:39:18 · answer #10 · answered by She-ra 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋