Entertainment & Music - 4 November 2006

2006-11-04 05:01:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A very handsome and confident man walked in to a bar,and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman,he gives he a quick glance, and looks at his watch...

The woman noticed and said " Is your date running late"

No! he replies, I've just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it"

The woman asks "Why is the watch so special"?

"It uses alpha waves and telepathically talks to me" says the man.

"We'll whats it telling you now? she asks

"Well its says your wearing no panties? the man replied.

The woman giggles and say" It must be broken as I am wearing panties?

The man tap's the face of the watch and explains " Damn thing must be an hour fast"......"

2006-11-04 05:01:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-04 05:01:05 · 11 answers · asked by IloveMarmite 6 in Television

A distraught young woman decides to throw herself into the ocean.

Down at the docks, a handsome young sailor notices her tears, takes pity on her, and says, "Hey, you’ve got a lot to live for. All you need is a new start. I’m off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slips his arm around her shoulders and adds, "I’ll keep you happy, and you’ll keep me happy." She agrees, and the sailor brings her aboard that night and hides her in a lifeboat. Every night he brings her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit and they make passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine search, she is discovered by the ship’s captain.

"What are you doing here?" the captain asks.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explains. "He’s taking me to Europe, and he’s scr$wing me."

"He sure is, lady," says the captain. "This is the Staten Island ferry."

2006-11-04 05:00:33 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I like alotta rock and punk rock songs like simple plan, green day, 30 seconds to mars, 3 days garce, good charlotte,ect,. I also like gwen stefani, carrie underwood, kellie pickler, jessica simpson, and things like that. So just gimme some song that i might like. u can also giv me the best songs from the artists above also, cuv i havnt heard all of their songs yet. ill just pick through all the songs and find the ones i dont hav yet. :)

i don't like songs that are realy heavy or that scream. "just like you" from 3 days grace is the heavyest i go. but if the song screams like only once, ill accept it. i also only like new stuff, like from the past 3 years. music has realy changed, and for me music gets better as time goes by. ;) thnx

2006-11-04 05:00:14 · 5 answers · asked by cak 1 in Music

2006-11-04 04:59:59 · 7 answers · asked by <.< 1 in Celebrities

Did you hear what happen to the midget that walk between the big blondes legs.

He got a fair crack in the mouth!

2006-11-04 04:59:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I recently bought a piano & in the bench found sheet music. Some signed and dated 75+ years old.

2006-11-04 04:59:03 · 3 answers · asked by laurim01 1 in Music

2006-11-04 04:58:14 · 7 answers · asked by kclynn 4 in Television

Anyone know where I can find the songs"Tsumugi Kaze de Fly Away"by Jin,and "Back on the Rocks"by Hiei?(yes,the same Jin and Hiei from YYH)If you want to hear them for yourselves,go to youtube.com and type in the name of either song.But if you know where I can find them(own them,basically),please tell me!

2006-11-04 04:57:59 · 1 answers · asked by Gen-Gen,the Sky Guardian 2 in Music

2006-11-04 04:57:15 · 32 answers · asked by anoynomus 1 in Music

2006-11-04 04:55:50 · 8 answers · asked by jhhshotsauce 1 in Music

2006-11-04 04:55:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I noticed i was getting some hate on my other topics..so,which of these foods do you prefer?im a sucker for Tacos..\_/

2006-11-04 04:55:37 · 18 answers · asked by Snitch Killer 1 in Polls & Surveys

The ambitious coach of a girls’ track team starts giving his squad steroids. Their performance soars, and they go on to win the county and state championships. The day before the nationals, Penelope, a 16-year-old hurdler, comes into his office.

“Coach,” she says, “I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest.“

“Oh my God!” yells the coach. “Well, how far down does it go?”

“Down to my balls,” she replies, “and that’s another thing I wanted to talk to you about…"

2006-11-04 04:55:29 · 7 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I get butterflies just being around them

2006-11-04 04:55:08 · 18 answers · asked by vanilla_hips 2 in Polls & Surveys

have you ever had something that stereotypically happens to you and only you. sorry thats the best way I can describe it.

examples that happen to me
1. when I tell people I am a Japanese animation fan they automatically assume that I know Japanese

2. chain smokers like to give me health advice

3. people keep telling me I make hem mentally cold because I don't where warm clothing during the winter. {don't do it because then I would be hot}

4. first thing people do when you say you like music with a lot of base is turn on country music and ask you if you like that

what stereotypically happens to you.

2006-11-04 04:54:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Smile, and the world smiles with you. Cry, and you ..........

2006-11-04 04:54:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The whole world can change in a minute just one kiss could stop it spinning we could think things through, but I don't want to if you don't want to. We could leave things just the same leave here the way we came with nothing to loose but I don't want to if you don't want to.

2006-11-04 04:54:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

has anyone ever snorted smarties or pixie sticks before? what was is like did they burn

2006-11-04 04:54:12 · 6 answers · asked by 12345 1 in Polls & Surveys

I think thats the name of the song. I had the cd and my boyfriend threw it away.

2006-11-04 04:51:40 · 7 answers · asked by errbyleerby 2 in Music

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to ............................"

Famous Motivational Quote by Charles Darwin

2006-11-04 04:51:30 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-04 04:50:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

found a letter and then another part is baby ill be sitting here waiting on you to come home

2006-11-04 04:50:32 · 5 answers · asked by ashley h 1 in Music

first lance bass and now neil patrick harris. who will be next. was anyone shocked by neil coming out. i wasnt

2006-11-04 04:49:52 · 6 answers · asked by kleighs mommy 7 in Celebrities

Beyounce'

2006-11-04 04:49:46 · 17 answers · asked by HIS CHICK FORVER 2 in Polls & Surveys

whats the name of song and the band?it goes something like this i dont rly know the words i kind of forgot but if u can tell me thanks a lot

the world is a vampire....couldnt u stay for 1 more show...dispite all my rage....

2006-11-04 04:47:18 · 14 answers · asked by Alex_C 2 in Music

2006-11-04 04:46:59 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Famous Romeo and Juliet Quote by William Shakespeare

2006-11-04 04:46:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Someone that you'd never tell your friends you like? Keven Federline maybe? haha just kidding about him...
And why?

2006-11-04 04:46:19 · 5 answers · asked by sandee 2 in Polls & Surveys