A distraught young woman decides to throw herself into the ocean.
Down at the docks, a handsome young sailor notices her tears, takes pity on her, and says, "Hey, you’ve got a lot to live for. All you need is a new start. I’m off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slips his arm around her shoulders and adds, "I’ll keep you happy, and you’ll keep me happy." She agrees, and the sailor brings her aboard that night and hides her in a lifeboat. Every night he brings her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit and they make passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine search, she is discovered by the ship’s captain.
"What are you doing here?" the captain asks.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explains. "He’s taking me to Europe, and he’s scr$wing me."
"He sure is, lady," says the captain. "This is the Staten Island ferry."
2006-11-04 05:00:33 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha Ha Ha - one of the better blonde jokes I have heard in a while!!
2006-11-04 05:04:22 · answer #1 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Golden Classic.. love it! Reminds me of another good one: A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "It's not pronounced 'Porch' It's 'Porsche'.."
2016-05-21 23:14:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old good one. Thought you might like this one. Two eggs in a pan of boiling water, one egg says to the other "Whew it's getting hot in here"The other egg says "That's nothing in three minutes they take you out and beat you over the head with a spoon"
2006-11-04 05:23:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhhahahaha not thats a joke LMAO And worth reading so thumbs up for you
2006-11-04 05:06:16 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good to see someone that knows good jokes.
Keep posting away!!
2006-11-04 08:55:37 · answer #5 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funnny.
2006-11-04 05:02:06 · answer #6 · answered by troythom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats is so funny!
2006-11-04 05:02:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO - that was a good one ! i'm using it ! Thanks for the laugh !
2006-11-04 05:03:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah.........I like it.......LMAO
2006-11-04 05:38:23 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋