A very handsome and confident man walked in to a bar,and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman,he gives he a quick glance, and looks at his watch...
The woman noticed and said " Is your date running late"
No! he replies, I've just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it"
The woman asks "Why is the watch so special"?
"It uses alpha waves and telepathically talks to me" says the man.
"We'll whats it telling you now? she asks
"Well its says your wearing no panties? the man replied.
The woman giggles and say" It must be broken as I am wearing panties?
The man tap's the face of the watch and explains " Damn thing must be an hour fast"......"
2006-11-04 05:01:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good joke. Thank You for the laugh.
Have A Great Day!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-04 06:15:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the young chap must have felt embarassed. he really needs to find anoda strategy 4 girls.
2006-11-04 13:47:27 · answer #2 · answered by sexy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha thats a goodun i'l use that one !
2006-11-04 13:51:05 · answer #3 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHHHhhh Stay and tell us more i live your jokes Pleaseeeeeeeee
Oh i loved that one,,, don't go
2006-11-04 13:35:47 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee hee..that was pretty funny!
2006-11-04 13:09:27 · answer #5 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious, would you mind if I use it?
2006-11-04 13:03:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha - that was funny!!!!
2006-11-04 13:03:11 · answer #7 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good. LOL.
2006-11-04 13:04:23 · answer #8 · answered by Sgt Squid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! nice..
2006-11-04 13:04:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.......Last one tonight?.......What happened?
2006-11-04 13:04:43 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋